My Mom Knows I jack off.

[Feynman]

I take long showers too, but I barely jack off in there.

[Samus Aran]

rofl
tell us more
describe the incidents.

The first time, it was because my asshole stepdad searched my room and found a Playboy I had taken from the trailerhouse that sits on his property a good distance from the house. I was 11.

The second time, I was 13, and it was because I was stupid enough to save everything in My Pictures, and when my mom went to save something, of course she saw the thumbnails.

[Title27GT]

The first time, it was because my asshole stepdad searched my room and found a Playboy I had taken from the trailerhouse that sits on his property a good distance from the house. I was 11.

The second time, I was 13, and it was because I was stupid enough to save everything in My Pictures, and when my mom went to save something, of course she saw the thumbnails.

ROFL.
Yea, my mom went through my drawers once. She was about 2 inches away from finding the Playboy 50th Anniversary Edition that I'd had since 2003.

[Snorkel]

My mom caught me with porn when I was 12, using my computer to download something. The download history window popped up and she saw some naughty titles.  china;

[Daddy]

The first time, it was because my asshole stepdad searched my room and found a Playboy I had taken from the trailerhouse that sits on his property a good distance from the house. I was 11.

The second time, I was 13, and it was because I was stupid enough to save everything in My Pictures, and when my mom went to save something, of course she saw the thumbnails.

C:\Documents and Settings\James Valente\My Documents\Google Talk\wryyy\4chan\slashbslash\girls

[Title27GT]

C:\Documents and Settings\James Valente\My Documents\Google Talk\wryyy\4chan\slashbslash\girls

What a mind blowing orgasm.

[Snorkel]

Whenever I have porn on my computer, I put it in a zip and then rename it something like "memberslist.daa" or some extension that doesn't exist.  magician;

[Title27GT]

Whenever I have porn on my computer, I put it in a zip and then rename it something like "memberslist.daa" or some extension that doesn't exist.  magician;

You don't have your own comp?

Today at baseball camp, me and my counsiler realized that we used the same porn sites, and then exchanged our favorite movies.

[Snorkel]

You don't have your own comp?

Today at baseball camp, me and my counsiler realized that we used the same porn sites, and then exchanged our favorite movies.

No, I have my MacBook Pro, but I'm always paranoid that it will be subject to search, and I'm too lazy to encrypt anything.

Actually, someone would have to be pretty determined to navigate my folder tree, anyway. 

[Title27GT]

No, I have my MacBook Pro, but I'm always paranoid that it will be subject to search, and I'm too lazy to encrypt anything.

Actually, someone would have to be pretty determined to navigate my folder tree, anyway. 

I almost didn't get to keep my macbook because on my old computer, my mom found me having probably the most vile conversation ever with my friend on AIM. It involved blow jobs and clit blowing. So I went to preferences and now you have to enter my password everytime it even goes to sleep which is everytime i even close the lid.

[Houdini]

My mom once walked in on my brother jerking off while listening to Limp Bizkit.

[Title27GT]

My mom once walked in on my brother jerking off while listening to Limp Bizkit.

Did she question his sexuality as well as music preference?

[Houdini]

Did she question his sexuality as well as music preference?

No, she just said "ew" and got the hell out of there.

[Title27GT]

No, she just said "ew" and got the hell out of there.

ROFL.
what did she say to you

[Houdini]

ROFL.
what did she say to you

Nothing. My brother told me about it.