My Mom Knows I jack off.

[Title27GT]

Nothing. My brother told me about it.

rofl.
did he finish?

[Houdini]

rofl.
did he finish?

He didn't say anything about finishing the job. Which probably means he did.

[Title27GT]

He didn't say anything about finishing the job. Which probably means he did.

Tell him I said good job.
How old was he when this happened?

[Houdini]

Tell him I said good job.
How old was he when this happened?

14. He's still a dumbass, just in different ways.

[Title27GT]

14. He's still a dumbass, just in different ways.

Jesus. Talking to my mom is awkward enough now. I'm gonna go search for hidden cameras.

[Houdini]

Jesus. Talking to my mom is awkward enough now. I'm gonna go search for hidden cameras.

If your mom is paranoid enough to think that you spend your 15-minute showers choking your chicken, then I wouldn't put that past her. Make sure you lock the bathroom door when you shower.

[Title27GT]

If your mom is paranoid enough to think that you spend your 15-minute showers choking your chicken, then I wouldn't put that past her. Make sure you lock the bathroom door when you shower.

Good thing she's never home when I actually AM choking my chicken.

[Houdini]

Good thing she's never home when I actually AM choking my chicken.

How religious is she?

[Title27GT]

How religious is she?

She lived in Texas until the age of 46  edumacate;

[Houdini]

She lived in Texas until the age of 46  edumacate;

I live in Texas. ;_;

[Title27GT]

I live in Texas. ;_;

Then you would know

[Feynman]

Because I'm root, my parents have no way of doing anything on my user without knowing my password; they have to use the "family" user.



Besides, I never leave my computer without locking it.

[Title27GT]

Because I'm root, my parents have no way of doing anything on my user without knowing my password; they have to use the "family" user.



Besides, I never leave my computer without locking it.

Lol, you make your poor family use linux?