Assume there is a God.

[j o e i n c]

We were created without knowing of sin. The bitch is Eve ate the fucking apple, and got us into this mess. Bitch didn't listen to big God, so he said, "fine, don't want to listen? Want to do it on your own? Go head."

And BAM! He let us live out our own lives. Gave us freewill. Now it is up to us if we choose to follow him and do the right thing or not. He gave us one chance.

He didn't give US one chance, he gave that motherfucker Eve a chance.  pseudo;

[The artist formally known]

What up g

[V]

He didn't give US one chance, he gave that motherfucker Eve a chance.  pseudo;

that bitch eve is your mother, in a sense.

[V]

What up g

number one in the hood, g.

[superclucky]

HOW MAN PPLZ R IN HEAVANS

[YPrrrr]

Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.

It's the Nazis fault... not God's...

He let them make their own decisions on Earth, and they'll most likely pay for it when they die.

[Placebo Headwound]

Am I going to end up in Hell? burned;

[j o e i n c]

that bitch eve is your mother, in a sense.

Hi brother.

[Samus Aran]

I WOULD ASK IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE A PET FOX

[Daddy]

I WOULD ASK IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE A PET FOX

And thou shalt not go to a beast and thou shalt not lie with it so as to make thy seed go out upon it, that thou mayest not be polluted thereby. And a woman shall not go to a beast to lie with it, for it is pollution. And ye shall not pollute yourselves with any of these things, for with them the nations whom I have driven out before you have polluted themselves, and with them ye shall not pollute your bodies.



Furry.

[Nightwavex]

Christianity is as real as 360 graphics.

Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convicted by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.


BAM flower;

[Houdini]

"Please make all fundamentalist Christians spontaneously die."

[V]

Hi brother.

Hi bro.

[Samus Aran]

And thou shalt not go to a beast and thou shalt not lie with it so as to make thy seed go out upon it, that thou mayest not be polluted thereby. And a woman shall not go to a beast to lie with it, for it is pollution. And ye shall not pollute yourselves with any of these things, for with them the nations whom I have driven out before you have polluted themselves, and with them ye shall not pollute your bodies.



Furry.

I JUST WANT A PET FOX TO PET AND LOVE FOR EVER AND EVER