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Assume there is a God.

Started by V, July 24, 2007, 08:47:39 PM

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Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:56:34 PM
Yeah, it's God's fault for not putting her into a kitchen. :|


he put her into the "kitchen." the garden of eden. Bitch didn't stay put, and was tempted by a fucking snake. A FUCKING SNAKE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SNAKES ON A GARDEN.  


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE SEQUEL STARRING ADAM AND EVE AND JESUS.

prettygirl

i prayed to god a couple days ago, asked for one simple thing. fucking asked for world peace while i was at it too.
didn't do shit for me.




i'm not crazy! i swear!

Title27GT

Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 08:54:39 PM
We were created without knowing of sin. The bitch is Eve ate the fucking apple, and got us into this mess. Bitch didn't listen to big homie God, so he said, "fine, don't want to listen? Want to do it on your own? Go head."

And BAM! He let us live out our own lives. Gave us freewill. Now it is up to us if we choose to follow him and do the right thing or not. He gave us one chance.

Listen to yourself and then tell me how realistic Christianity is.
Everyone was originally a Jew, you know.
Then that bastard Jesus came along and said "follow me fuckers" and they got split.
After all I've said, I was still baptized Catholic.

V

Quote from: Title27GT on July 24, 2007, 08:59:36 PM
Listen to yourself and then tell me how realistic Christianity is.
Everyone was originally a Jew, you know.
Then that bastard Jesus came along and said "follow me fuckers" and they got split.
After all I've said, I was still baptized Catholic.


Christianity is as real as 360 graphics. :|

iWolf

Quote from: V on July 24, 2007, 09:00:24 PM
Christianity is as real as 360 graphics. :|

360 graphix r awsom :|

V


[hedy]Zidone

Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:51:43 PM
If there was a God who claimed to love us and who created us, why would he watch as people are dying of starvation every day? Why would he allow genocide to happen?  He would just be watching all of this happening and not doing a thing. Tell me how that's not fucked up.

Simple.
He created the universe and took off. navi;

Kalahari Inkantation

"Can I ask more than one question?"

V

Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on July 24, 2007, 09:03:43 PM
"Can I ask more than one question?"


He would then vanish, because that would be your question. :|

Kingoftherings

Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 08:51:43 PM
If there was a God who claimed to love us and who created us, why would he watch as people are dying of starvation every day? Why would he allow genocide to happen?  He would just be watching all of this happening and not doing a thing. Tell me how that's not fucked up.
Because they have not asked God for forgiveness?

Daddy

Quote from: Kingoftherings on July 24, 2007, 10:00:33 PM
Because they have not asked God for forgiveness?
Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.

Title27GT

Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 10:06:37 PM
Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.
Every time a jew was lead into a shower, God popped the cap on a Bud Light.

Kingoftherings

Quote from: JMV290 on July 24, 2007, 10:06:37 PM
Yes, 3 year old Jews during the holocaust have committed such evil sins.
Because Jews don't believe Jesus is the Savior.  Duh.

Not that I hate people of the Jewish faith.

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Kingoftherings on July 24, 2007, 10:09:24 PM
Because Jews don't believe Jesus is the Savior.  Duh.

Not that I hate people of the Jewish faith.
Jesus_LOL was a Jew. SHOULD JESUS_LOL HAVE WORSHIPPED HIMSELF?

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

Quote from: Kingoftherings on July 24, 2007, 10:09:24 PM
Because Jews don't believe Jesus is the Savior.  Duh.

Not that I hate people of the Jewish faith.
How about the handicapped people that were killed just for being handicapped?


What about the people in Sudan being killed?   

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