SOME LITTLE BASTARDS WERE JUST SCREAMING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.

[ncba93ivyase]

And last night, there was some guy barfing at my window.


Whoops, that's plural. caterpie;

[ncba93ivyase]

You should have ejactulated semen in his face.

That's probably why he was throwing up.

OR BECAUSE HE WAS ABDUCTED BY THE EXTRATERRESTRIALS LAST NIGHT.

[Placebo Headwound]

Were they funky aliens as seen below? 200 luts to anyone who knows where this is from.

Voltron?

[Ricky]

I had neighbors like that. The mom was thetype of mom that sat around all day smoking while her son skipped school and bugged my sisters to come outside and play with him.

He woke me up screaming, and if I ignored it he would bang on my window until I answered. Apparently he thought I was his best friend when I was 16, and I barely remembered his name.

He got hit by a van when he was riding his bike through someone's back yard, got a talking to by the owner, then moved away 3 weeks later.

LOL

[The artist formally known]

My neighbor is a 35 or so year old female who USED TO ( ) go skinny dipping in their backyard. They have a one story house, I have a two story house

shlick;

[Ricky]

Seriously, Rawl?
Yeah, I always have annoying neighbors. Now I'm a forest and barbwire fence away from the ones I have since I moved.

Right now there's a slutty and rude girl who I drive to church every tuesday, but she only comes because there's a snack bar.

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they were yelling out harry potter spoils, yes?

[ncba93ivyase]

I had neighbors like that. The mom was thetype of mom that sat around all day smoking while her son skipped school and bugged my sisters to come outside and play with him.

He woke me up screaming, and if I ignored it he would bang on my window until I answered. Apparently he thought I was his best friend when I was 16, and I barely remembered his name.

He got hit by a van when he was riding his bike through someone's back yard, got a talking to by the owner, then moved away 3 weeks later.

LOL

Yeah, there's this little kid that looks like Helter Skelter that is under the impression we're friends. He's about 3 or 4 years younger than me and is always bugging me to "hang out" with him.

I'm just too awesome for my own good.

[Ricky]

Yep, when I was 16 a lot of 8-10 year olds thought I was their friend, but they always wanted me for something, like my DS or xbox or air hockey table.

God damnit.

[ncba93ivyase]

Yep, when I was 16 a lot of 8-10 year olds thought I was their friend, but they always wanted me for something, like my DS or xbox or air hockey table.

God damnit.

I think my parents might've told them I had loads of games when we were first moving in. That's the first thing he always asks to see. caterpie;

[6M69I69B9]

And last night, there was some guy barfing at my window.


Whoops, that's plural. caterpie;

You must live in a shitty neighborhood.

Mine's just awesome, and would never do anything like that. caterpie;

[LCK]

My neighbor to the left of me doesn't even live there any more. He still owns the house, but he can't sell it. His ex-girlfriend has the title, but she has a restraining order on him. So he can't get the title to sell the house. So it just sits there, unused, just waiting for me to break into it, and rummage through shit.
Keep in mind my neighbors are all mexicans.