YES

[Daddy]

Well My doorbell rang and there were 2 cute girls outside and they said "Hi, are you the king of the castle?"


I was like "wut"


"Are you the oldest person over 18?"

I replied "no, hold on"


My mom came.  They are doing some contest thing and selling magazines.


I WANT TO BUY THE PORN MAGAZINES THEY ARE SELLING, WHAT DO I DO?

[Eru_Roraito]

Freakin buy them.

[Daddy]

Freakin buy them.

My mom is there.

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

Freakin buy them.

My mom is there.

Still buy them.

[anus]

Tell your mom to come to your room for a second, then quickly throw $20 at them, grab the magazines, and run away.  magician;

[MARIOMANIAC21]

Follow them and buy them. Make sure to scan or send pics.

[Eru_Roraito]

Kill your mom. pseudo;

[The artist formally known]

DO IT FAGGET

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

Knock out ur mom and take off ur clothes.

[Selkie]

You should have been like "Yeah, I'm 18, baby"

And then like, knocked the magazines out of their hands and made out with them.

[Feynman]

Screw the magazines, get the girls.

[Daddy]

One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.



I'D HIT THEM BOTH.

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.



I'D HIT THEM BOTH.

rape them rite there AND take the magazines.

[Daddy]

One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.



I'D HIT THEM BOTH.

rape them rite there AND take the magazines.

I should.

[anus]

One's from Alabama and one is from Missouri.



I'D HIT THEM BOTH.

rape them rite there AND take the magazines.

I should.

You will.


ILL DO IT, I SWEAR.