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Started by Mando Pandango, May 15, 2020, 09:46:20 AM

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Mando Pandango

I dropped my contact lens
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Mando Pandango

Seriously nobody move
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Nyerp

but i have to pee

Mando Pandango

Ok just be careful
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Nyerp

*stands on tippy toes and slowly moves to the nearest bathroom and releases all the pent up urine and goes "ahhhhh" and flushes the toilet and exits the bathroom and forgets about the whole contact situation and hears a little squish as i stomp away*

Mando Pandango

Ok you gotta get out
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

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Hiro

fuck sorry i'm gonna fall over

silvertone

*shoots hiro in the back of the head*

thats for destroying the contact you insane motherfucker

Samus Aran


silvertone

i have dont need no "hiros" in our platoon.

Hiro

it's... still out there...

 x_X

Travis

Quote from: silvertone on May 18, 2020, 06:11:38 AM*shoots hiro in the back of the head*

thats for destroying the contact you insane motherfucker
rofl

Karel

maybe the real friend was the contact lens we saw along the way

C.Mongler


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