popsi's hometown heroes: schizophrenic presidential candidates!

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QuoteLorenz Kraus began his speech by declaring that the reason he was running for president of the United States was to dissolve the presidency. From there he moved on to his platform, a plan to divide the United States into four separate countries in a crusade to break the control of the Deep State, British agents, Rhodes scholars, and the Jews. When he arrived at the point in his speech where he called President Trump a four-letter word, Mark Stewart Greenstein -- one of his opponents in the New Hampshire primary, who had just moments before addressed this small crowd of undergrads -- shot up from his seat in the back of the audience and began screaming at him.

In between the two men sat the 50 or so college students who had woken for the 8 a.m. "dark horse candidate" session at something called the College Convention, which is designed for students to experience the primary. And since anyone willing to plunk down a thousand bucks can get their name on the primary ballot, it is always an experience.

"He's ridiculous," Stewart Greenstein shouted to the students, who had just responded quite well to his own speech, where he acknowledged that he was never going to win but said that a vote for an outsider was a way to express that the front-runners weren't doing it for them. Now the students watched Stewart Greenstein storm out of the back of the conference room as Kraus moved on to the role that Skull and Bones played in the conspiracy.


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Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

C.Mongler

that dude's twitter is a wild fuckin ride its too early for this shit 

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Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

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and he has a digital coin called BAM that he made to help give rise to his flat earth organization, TEA, or True Earth Asset

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Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

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