Frightened & Confused about the [[[Kazm Konspiracy]]]? Here's the Quick Rundown.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET

[[[LORD KAZM]]] DOSSIER

• In contact with the [[[Great Ones]]]


• Rumoured to possess telepathic channeling abilities


• Said to be violent and intimidating in private


• First Vicar of the [[[Healing Church of Boyah]]]


• 20 January 2017: [[[Donald Trump]]] finally bows to [[[Lord Kazm]]]
  [spoiler][/spoiler]

As I have recently become very paranoid about [[[Lord Kazm]]] working out what we know, I will be submitting key points from the Dossier in small segments.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[Cont.]

• Founder and head of Boyahwerth College


• Learned fluent Pthumeru in less than 48 hours


• Ancient Pthumerian scriptures tell of a [[[Celestial Emissary]]] who will descend upon the Earth and bring about an era of unprecedented Insight and technological progress


• Owns virtually every Blood Ministration & Research facility on Earth


• First Evolved Child will be the [[[Orphan of Kaz]]]


• Rules Boyahwerth with an iron but fair fist

[Mando Pandango]

what

[silvertone]

DID KAZ TAKE THE BGPILL?????  IS HE ONE OF US?!?

[YPrrrr]

what

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Boyahwerth, Boyahwerth...

Blasphemous noposters. Blood-crazed fiends.

Atonement for the lurkers.

By the wrath of [[[Lord Kaz]]]: Mercy for the unwizened Boyard.

Mercy, oh please.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

what

what

what

DID KAZ TAKE THE BGPILL?????  IS HE ONE OF US?!?

I believe the following excerpt should clarify:

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• Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the "[[[Kazberry Krunch]]]" that created the Kosmos

• This is what they heard (!!WARNING: MAY INDUCE FRENZY!!):
  
  http://s0.vocaroo.com/media/download_temp/Vocaroo_s02qFq5n3K1u.mp3

[Kalahari Inkantation]

>unstickied

Are the Agents of [[[Lord Kazm]]] trying to suppress this critical information?

Violent and intimidating as you may be, I will not allow your kind to tread all over the Boyah Freedom of Information Act.

[Hiro]

this is the creepiest joke what the fuck was that audio

[TooB]

Bloodborne 2: The [[[Kazm Calamity]]]

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Bloodborne 2: The [[[Kazm Calamity]]]

Kalamity*

this is the creepiest joke what the fuck was that audio

This is no joke. This is no drill.

As you have now heard for yourself, the Kosmos whisper [[[Lord Kazm]]]'s name.

The nature -- or supernature -- of [[[Kazm]]], and the fate of humanity itself, lie somewhere within the Insight disseminated in this thread.

I implore that you all peruse the dossier meticulously, taking utmost care to understand, and utmost caution to resist... or submit.

[spoiler][/spoiler]

The next excerpt will soon be submitted.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[Cont.]

• Kept the electric horeseless carriage down for decades so [[[He]]] could release [[[His]]] own horseless carriage powered by [[[Old Blood]]] to the market


• Currently at war with inventor Gehrman because of this


• Sabotaged Gehrman's secret subterranean drilling expedition: [[[Lord Kazm]]] will fund the first manned descent to Pthumeru in thousands of years (the first official one - [[[He]]] has actually already been to and from Pthumeru many times)


• Will bankroll the first new cities in Pthumeru: [[[Kazmgrad]]] is to be be the first new Pthumerian city.

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[Cont.]

• The last person who missed a channeling from [[[Lord Kazm]]] was Snorkel. He resigned from Boyahwerth and fled from his administrative position in fear.
  
  The violent and intimidating [[[Lord Kazm]]] then Krunchburned Old Boyah (1.0) to the ground in a fit of rage.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Lay the Curse of Boyah upon them.

And their children.

And their children's children.

Forevermore.

Each wretched nopost will plunge each child into a lifetime of inactivity.

Mercy, for the poor, unwizened child;

Let the essence of [[[Kaz]]] cling, like a [[[Lord]]]'s devotion.