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Unpopular Opinions: FOOD EDITION

Started by Hiro, May 24, 2017, 02:19:13 PM

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YPrrrr

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 09:22:06 PM

but bread is so dry in its natural state :(

butter or mayonnaise are necessary to reduce the natural choking hazard when eating a sandwich
This is what mustard is for

Or water baddood;

Kalahari Inkantation

perhaps my greatest fear in life is biting into a dry sandwich, accidentally inhaling like a low-functioning moron before i can reach for my beverage, and dying on the spot

YPrrrr

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 09:25:12 PM
perhaps my greatest fear in life is biting into a dry sandwich, accidentally inhaling like a low-functioning moron before i can reach for my beverage, and dying on the spot
I don't think you'd suffocate quite that quickly n_u

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: YPargh on May 24, 2017, 08:25:42 PM
it's a piece of meat with a few seasonings

what's to get excited about? it's bland food unless it's like a super premium cut


i agree that the 'le steak xD' circlejerk is annoying and that steak itself is probably overrated, but i'd still rate it pretty highly when properly cooked

do you find it any more boring than any other cut of meat when cooked properly

Kalahari Inkantation

May 24, 2017, 09:32:49 PM #34 Last Edit: May 24, 2017, 09:39:19 PM by Majorana's Mask
Quote from: ƕɾο on May 24, 2017, 08:32:14 PM
agreed on pancakes as well as broccoli, that and asparagus are best veggies


sad confession: asparagus and artichokes may as well be completely foreign to me

i've had each once, ever, but each was something i'd welcome as a regular component of my diet

YPrrrr

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 09:29:25 PM
Quote from: YPargh on May 24, 2017, 08:25:42 PM
it's a piece of meat with a few seasonings

what's to get excited about? it's bland food unless it's like a super premium cut


i agree that the 'le steak xD' circlejerk is annoying and that steak itself is probably overrated, but i'd still rate it pretty highly when properly cooked

do you find it any more boring than any other cut of meat when cooked properly
Idk I like prime rib ig. Most "cuts" of meat to me are kinda like whatever unless they're a component of a dish and not the sole focus

But I fuckin love poultry (probably due to the skin adding another element).

rdl

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 09:22:06 PM
factually incorrect:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK50958/

gross

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butter or mayonnaise are necessary to reduce the natural choking hazard when eating a sandwich
gross

rdl

ribs are also gross and make me feel like im dying when i eat them

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: YPargh on May 24, 2017, 09:23:29 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 09:22:06 PM

but bread is so dry in its natural state :(

butter or mayonnaise are necessary to reduce the natural choking hazard when eating a sandwich
This is what mustard is for

Or water baddood;


(un)(popular) opinion: mustard is too strong in its natural state and must be diluted with mayonnaise

the only exception being hotdogs, on which any liquid condiment aside from mustard is simply wrong

Mando Pandango

god tec i was about to be so mad at you for that but the hod dog thing redeemed you congratulations

that is the only correct opinion about hot dogs
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Kalahari Inkantation

also the sole exception to the ketchup being trash rule: the standard hambubger

Mando Pandango

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Hiro

Mustard is probably the best condiment overall
Ketchup is pointless on burgers and is only good for french fries (where it is important)
I will say though, on a brat, a little mayo and sriracha is pretty good


Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 09:32:49 PM

sad confession: asparagus and artichokes may as well be completely foreign to me

i've had each once, ever, but each was something i'd welcome as a regular component of my diet
dude artichokes are great but that I can understand since they're tricky to prepare, but asparagus are cheap and readily available at most grocery stores

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: ƕɾο on May 24, 2017, 11:02:30 PM
Ketchup is pointless on burgers and is only good for french fries (where it is important)


this is exactly the opposite of me

ketchup's only natural place is on a burger, but fries that require ketchup are sad, dry, unflavored potato strings

Quote from: ƕɾο on May 24, 2017, 11:02:30 PM
dude artichokes are great but that I can understand since they're tricky to prepare, but asparagus are cheap and readily available at most grocery stores


i need to do some culinary experimenting with these two elusive vegetables

Joice

Quote from: Majorana's Mask on May 24, 2017, 08:51:02 PM
Quote from: Joice on May 24, 2017, 06:54:10 PM
-i do not like pancakes and maple syrup


pancakes and waffles tend to be dry, i agree

Quote from: Joice on May 24, 2017, 06:54:10 PM
-the japanese make fast food way better than americans


incontrovertible truth; the japanese make everything better than the americans

Quote from: Joice on May 24, 2017, 06:54:10 PM
-i like spinach


more of a fact than an opinion but i agree

Quote from: Joice on May 24, 2017, 06:54:10 PM
-i like corned beef with rice even though it looks and smells like canned dog food


as for being good, i agree

as for looking like dog food, idc


i like spinach mostly because it is in some filipino food which i like giggle;

but ya, them nihonjin make really good big macs and the crispiest chicken nuggies ever. the fries are a bit saltier but they never taste stale.

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