Boyah I have a secret I've been hiding

[ME##]

I'm actually straight and will be marrying my fiancée, Sarah, this May.   Famy will be the best man.

[C.Mongler]

april FOOOL

[ME##]

april FOOOL

this is real life I'm sorry

[C.Mongler]

thats what a real prankster would say 

[Socks]

it is legal to marry your hand in iowa/idaho?

[ME##]

it is legal to marry your hand in iowa/idaho?

yes

[squirrelfriend]

this is a lie. you would only marry lena or lana

[ME##]

Lena will always be by first wife, Lana my second and Sarah my third

[Classic]

I've seen David's penis.

[Samus Aran]

I've seen David's penis.

describe it

[don't let's]

I thought this was common knowledge?

[Snowy]

is she your sister or something

[ME##]

I thought this was common knowledge?

misinformation gets out

[YPrrrr]

Famy would have texted me about this if it were so 

[Classic]

I've seen David's penis.

describe it

Weeeeeeell,

it wears a cute turtleneck, but Davie probably doesn't want me to say too much.