Nintendo Switch Thread Consolidation

[C.Mongler]

good news everyone now you can live your dreams of being a fucking cardboard robot



for real tho if i was 12 i'd be fuckin STOKED

how are the wii u hacks?

dunno i havent hacked my wii cuz i have all the systems it can emulate and evry wii u game i'd want to play, but with hax you can natively play:

wii u
wii
gamecube

through wii and wii u VC's you can play:
DS
GBA
N64
SNES
NES
Gensis
Master System
TurboGfx 16
Neo Geo
Commodore 64

and then u can emulate pretty much every fucking other console too, like PSX and gameboy color n shit. honestly if u want a jack of all trades box and dont give a fuck about emulation/piracy, then the wii u can play almost every nintendo hit ever made and then some

[Nyerp]

brb selling my switch

[strongbad]

nintendo labo lol

[TooB]

What a way to start off 2018 Nintendo....

No games..... just cardboard

[C.Mongler]

they tease something for the kids and y'all are gonna sell your switches? lmao

[C.Mongler]

me, a grown man in 1999

"ah, time to go to the local electronic store and see what games they have for my favorite home console system, the nintendo 64"

glances slowly along the shelves at the games on display, one by one, until one in particular catches my eye...



"EUUGHHH!!! WHAT. THE. FUCK. NINTENDO IS OVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

that night, burns n64 in a trash heap, drinks a surge, and then watches an episode of futurama

[C.Mongler]

just dumping this here for the inevitable price counterpoint:

http://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-labo-kits-apparently-not-mandatory-cardboards-pattern-will-be-offered-for-free-cartridge-still-needed/

[Nyerp]

why are you defending L I T E R A L cardboard

[TooB]

why are you defending L I T E R A L cardboard

and likely the software, which is probably where most of the price lies

[C.Mongler]

why are you defending L I T E R A L cardboard

oh i'm sorry i wasn't playing with guns, sucking on titties, and smoking doobies like you were when i was 10-year-old; i was inside playing nintendo and making SWORDS OUT OF FUCKING CARDBOARD

[C.Mongler]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/953755810391384065

[Nyerp]

ah yes i'm so glad the wii era of garbage gimmick peripherals is back because "it's for kids!!!!!!!!!!!"

[C.Mongler]

but...i thought it was cardboard???

[Commander Fuckass]

>announcement says that it was designed with Kids in mind

>adults over the age of 12 get butt mad at Nintendo

gamers need to be gassed 

[strongbad]

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