Presidential Election 2016 or The Little Bernie That Could

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

donald trump will be more untamed than his hair at the first debates

good thing he bought that hat

[ME##]

Hats only trick people into thinking hair is tame

[ME##]

Clinton cries in New Hampshire as Biden announces candidacy: 'Why can't they just give me the fucking nomination?'

[ME##]

Bernie Sanders asks for $15 to be donated to him instead of Bobabam's reasonable $3.  Imagine a US run by him in which he raises all taxes upon you five fold.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Clinton cries in New Hampshire as Biden announces candidacy: 'Why can't they just give me the fucking nomination?'

*clinton stomps foot repeatedly* it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair.

[Socks]

what a dream come true, crazy Joe versus Trump the lunatic. Orwell, Kafka and Huxley could not script a better comedy!

none can be worse than Obama when is comes to foreign policy though. that's the truly absurd part.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i missed the debate how was

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Meanwhile in Clinton Wins the Nomination without Having to Leave the Deathstar news:  Bernie Sanders' followers of fifteen-year-old edgelords have taken to emailing NPR about a segment in which the host and guest appeared to dismiss him as a viable second option and hoped Biden would fill that void.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Welcome to North Brazil where ridiculous media personalities are viable candidates for president

[silvertone]

make not voting illegal

[ME##]

make not voting illegal

This isn't North Korea

[Socks]

make not voting illegal

how about we just work on having people show ID, i mean, what a fucking burden.

[silvertone]

make not voting illegal

how about we just work on having people show ID, i mean, what a fucking burden.

all my pairs of pants are sweatpants, they don't have pockets and holding the card in my hand is cumbersome

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-jokes-wiping-email-server-cloth/story?id=33165517

Ho Lee Smokes.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-jokes-wiping-email-server-cloth/story?id=33165517

Ho Lee Smokes.

Literally the only candidate who isn't completely ignorant of tech is Fiorina, and then you could argue that HP was only relevant in the 90s.