How does one Advance into The Demonosphere?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Since I have moved to PORTLAND I have taken it upon myself to use this new location to further my ranking with the dark lord and harness the demonic pulsations of The Pacific Ocean to lead The US into a grand state of demonic renaissance. "How do I go about doing this?" I've asked myself many a night, clutching my headless chicken like a lifesaver keeping me afloat on the sea of Reality and HATE. One Idea That I Have Had and Maybe You Have Too, is to contact the church of Satan. Yet you will have either forgotten, or worse - Not Have Noticed, that they have abandoned the Dark Society in favor of Spewing Out The Lies We Have Fought So Hard to Free Ourselves and Our Families From (See: Koch Brothers, See: The Trilateral Commission, See: The Sham of Libertarianism) One cannot follow down a path of Failed Organizations and False Prophets to obtain the Truth! How do we obtain direct communication to The Demonosphere and build The Celestial Bridge into The Heart of the Sun. I sit with my chicken in my hands, awaiting your suggestions and heartfelt replies.

[ncba93ivyase]

go2asrtoira

[ME##]

go to eureka

[me003]

just troll messageboards. I hear satan gets a rise out of that.