Dammit alcohol

[Josh]

God dammit I just spilled water all over my keyboard thanks to whiskey, and the worst thing about it is when you're drunk and you light your cigarette backwards.

What stupid shit do you do when you're drunk

[ncba93ivyase]

i got drunk and decided giving up everything i owned to visit new york would be worthwhile

it was

the last time i got drunk i decided moving to portland would be a good idea

let's see how that works out

[ME##]

went to prom


smh never drinking again

[Commander Fuckass]

Walked into the wrong dorm room once when I lived on campus.


It taught me that dorms are fucking stupid

[ncba93ivyase]

went to prom


smh never drinking again

lmao you were maybe 1 or 3 boyagers to do so

i'm guessing ypr and strongdavid did it and that's it

[Snowy]

I went to prom lol

[Josh]

I didn't go to prom night but there was a girl who would have gone with me if I asked but I was too pussy to ask and that sucks because she ended up being pretty cool

[Classic]

I believe in love.

[strongbad]

My heart was broken on prom night ;-;

[YPrrrr]

went to prom


smh never drinking again

lmao you were maybe 1 or 3 boyagers to do so

i'm guessing ypr and strongdavid did it and that's it

yeah but it was dumb and a waste of time

actually it probably would have been okay if I was drunk

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

God dammit I just spilled water all over my keyboard thanks to whiskey, and the worst thing about it is when you're drunk and you light your cigarette backwards.

What stupid shit do you do when you're drunk

i did the same thing but it was whiskey all over my laptop thanks to whiskey


also i went to prom because the girl i was seeing bought her dress waaaay in advance (red flag alert guys) and i was kind of strongarmed into it. i wasnt drunk but i kept pointing out that five other girls had her dress so i didnt get any pussy (not that i would have gotten any from that sweet christian girl anyway)

I like being drunk but the last time I was drunk i misunderstood this girl saying "you can come home with me" as an invitation to sex but she meant i could sleep on her couch. that was kind of a shitty night. She had three grown labradors that could just wander the house and jump on the furniture, so i didnt get much sleep, and as I tried to sleep i could feel my eyes irritating and trying to crust over from the dog allergies/me sleeping in my contacts. Around sunrise one of the dogs tried to jump on top of the couch i was sleeping on but it fucked up and landed on my head. That's when I decided to leave. The girl's house was on the other side of town (note to self/others: party in one part of town, preferably the part near your house). My phone died sometime that night, so my choice was either catch a ride with the girls roommate ("hey i misread signals and thought your roommate wanted to have sex can i have a ride to my house" no way jose.) or walk. so i walked five miles in my blue suede oxford shoes back to my apartment. what was even worse was that i was starving and none of the restaurants were open for business yet.

idk being drunk doesnt really benefit me in any way shape or form (outside of loosening me up, but that's more of a buzz thing not a shitfaced thing) and I made an ass out of myself a plenty of times but ya live and learn. better to do it and realize mistakes i think than to never do it and live a boring life.

[Josh]

God damn dudes last night was weird, my bowels just fucking voided themselves.

[LCK]

went to prom


smh never drinking again

lmao you were maybe 1 or 3 boyagers to do so

i'm guessing ypr and strongdavid did it and that's it

what

i went thrice

[strongbad]

damn that's pretty cool

[Daddy]

went to prom


smh never drinking again

lmao you were maybe 1 or 3 boyagers to do so

i'm guessing ypr and strongdavid did it and that's it

i went to prom it sucked




I haven't been drunk since the time I sent Cindy like a million angry drunk messages.