marketers

[ncba93ivyase]

don't you hate when they're obvious

for example, nobody's going to write garbage like this on urbandictionary:

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.

"fun to drive"? "retro-tastic"?

what

[Commander Fuckass]

Hey man they have to try everything in the book to try and sell the ugliest car known to man

[ncba93ivyase]

though pt cruisers are just the worst traits of minivans and station wagons combined

[Snowy]

I was getting calls from the Red Cross after I donated once. I had to actually yell at two different people do they would stop calling me every day.

[silvertone]

don't you hate when they're obvious

for example, nobody's going to write garbage like this on urbandictionary:

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.

"fun to drive"? "retro-tastic"?

what

The Power of the Keywords

[snoorkel]

I've been getting up to 15 or 16 calls per day from telemarketers, fake collection agencies, fake verizon, fake walls fargo etc lately. Have to change my number 

[PLEASEHELP1991]

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This

[don't let's]

the three marketeers

[ncba93ivyase]

retro-tastic
Combining the words "retro" and "fantastic" to describe something that looks cool and is reminiscent of stylings from decades ago.
That PT Cruiser is retro-tastic!