strange tasks you've had to do

[strongbad]

i am in the process of memorizing the entire menu of a sandwich place so i can get a job as a delivery driver lol

it's weird making note cards that have condiments on them instead of school shit but i like it
i guess that's how i know my career is moving in the right direction 

[ncba93ivyase]

pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

[strongbad]

pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

did it work?
i am always curious how these scenarios pan out

[ME##]

can i ask for a condiment that isn't on one of your flashcards

[ncba93ivyase]

pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

did it work?
i am always curious how these scenarios pan out

yes

he is now making $50000/year

[strongbad]

can i ask for a condiment that isn't on one of your flashcards

uhhh
no

[ME##]

can i ask for a condiment that isn't on one of your flashcards

uhhh
no

looks like you just lost your first customer bub

[strongbad]

I wouldn't deliver to you anyway
Only deliver to like a 3 mile radius of the restaurant lol

[PLEASEHELP1991]

do you work at jimmy john's

[piano moths]

i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

[strongbad]

i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

that is awesome

[ME##]

i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

is there a similar version of this but w/ cats

[Commander Fuckass]

Had 2 suck dicks behind Sears

[strongbad]

i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

is there a similar version of this but w/ cats

Omg

[??????]

pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

did it work?
i am always curious how these scenarios pan out

mine worked for the first time and failed the second time and got suspended
now here i am today w8in 4 rehab (i literally have to go to rehab before going to work wtf)