close encounters with the queer kind

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.

yeah me too

[Daddy]

women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.

check your privilege shitlord

maybe some people want to always be uncosted by unwanted individuals, watch where they're going to avoid sexual assault, and all that other fun stuff

but noooooooo. men don't get that opportunity 

[piano moths]

women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.

check your privilege shitlord

maybe some people want to always be uncosted by unwanted individuals, watch where they're going to avoid sexual assault, and all that other fun stuff

but noooooooo. men don't get that opportunity 

checking my queer female privilege rn

[ME##]

women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.

check your privilege shitlord

maybe some people want to always be uncosted by unwanted individuals, watch where they're going to avoid sexual assault, and all that other fun stuff

but noooooooo. men don't get that opportunity 

go back to tumblr

[Geno]

I have a lot of gay men come buy pretzels from me.

one of them gave me a starbucks gift card but i dont know if he was hitting on me or being nice. probably the first one

[Hippopo]

I have a lot of gay men come buy pretzels from me.

one of them gave me a starbucks gift card but i dont know if he was hitting on me or being nice. probably the first one

How do you know they are gay??  You know, not all men who buy pretzels are gay.  This stereotype is offensive to me.

[silvertone]

Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.

[ME##]

Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.

this

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.

counterexample: I eat pretzels

[silvertone]

Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.

counterexample: I eat pretzels

You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.

counterexample: I eat pretzels

You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.

how are you an authority on gay men and pretzels

[silvertone]

Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.

counterexample: I eat pretzels

You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.

how are you an authority on gay men and pretzels

I have a liberal arts degree and I minored in pretzel-crafting statistics.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.

counterexample: I eat pretzels

You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.

how are you an authority on gay men and pretzels

I have a liberal arts degree and I minored in pretzel-crafting statistics.

sounds legit

[silvertone]

:nods:

[Himu]

i dated a woman last year for a while but then i was like nahhh i'm not really feeling it.