I pissed off some kids I shouldn't have pissed off today.

[Riosan]

So me and my friend were going back from Dairy Queen and we this group of 10, 13 year old looking kids all armed with BB guns. (Why the hell does everybody carry BB guns?)
I was talking to my friend about Halo 3 and the kids hear us, they decide to barge into the conversation.
They told me they I was gay for liking Halo and told me how all gay people should die and burn in hell.
I laughed at their insults and walked away, so me and my friend walk a bit further and he goes into his house and I start walking back and BAM!

This kid throws a punch to my face calling me a gay nerd.
I look at him with a pissed off look. I had the choice to walk away, or kick him in the nuts while yelling a movie quote. I wasn't going to do it, but he opened it up for me.
He wonders why I'm staring at him and he says.

"This is gay."

In my deepest, most commanding voice ever I yell THIS IS SPARTA!

and I kick the kid who punched me in the face square in the balls.
After that I start sprinting my ass off to my house. The kids on the other hand open fire with their BB guns and I was shot by a wave of BB guns.
This one kid was gaining on me, but I tripped him and ran faster.
Soon I got home to eat and post this.




tl;dr for the people who stopped reading at "BB Guns"

Sparta
Run
Trip
???
PROFIT!!!

[6M69I69B9]

Tsk tsk tsk... Stupid mortals.


You know what? This kind of got me pissed off...

[ClassicTyler]

Hey, that was very brave of you.  link;
Those kids carry around BB guns? Strange. Either way, I'm glad you made it in one piece. 

[Sports1]

There dumb ass kids.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

u gay nerd bich *punches*

I would've done the same thing. I'm glad you ruined his dick. flower;

[Wrench]

If that's real, that is great. Wouldn't the BB guns puncture you though? 

[Reverse Psychology]

I hope you neutered him. navi;

[6M69I69B9]

How hard did you kick the kid in the balls?

[Riosan]

How hard did you kick the kid in the balls?

"Square in the balls"

That hard.

[6M69I69B9]

How hard did you kick the kid in the balls?

"Square in the balls"

That hard.

Lol, I didn't see that part, because I scan through these half page stories fast.

[Ezloﺕ]

I bet they had big white t-shirts, baggy pants and Jordan's on.  educate;

And I would've punched him in the face. I seriously think I could've taken them.

[Bushy]

deardiary;

But Sparta? Rio, you win sparta;

[MARIOMANIAC21]

  You should have gone back to the kid that fell, take his BB gun, shoot his and his friends.

[Riosan]

deardiary;

But Sparta? Rio, you win sparta;

I know. 

[LCK]

You should've taken the BB gun and popped the boy's ass cherry with it.