bad feelings

[ncba93ivyase]

i'll never be a uncle because i have no siblings

i won't even be an uncle

[Kalahari Inkantation]

coming to the realization that your siblings are old enough to have children is a bad feeling

[ME##]

i'll never be voted texas substitute teacher of the year three times in a row

[don't let's]

I have three nieces

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i am poor

[Nyerp]

coming to the realization that your siblings are old enough to have children is a bad feeling

coming to the realization that you're already a shitty uncle is a bad feeling

[Kalahari Inkantation]

coming to the realization that you're already a shitty uncle is a bad feeling

that too

[Classic]

My brother is married.
My sister, while her previous engagement is off, is seeing another person since she moved home.

I've had some good dates but I can't seem to connect with anyone.

I realize I'm going to be one of those weird old men that live at home alone with several cats.
I'll be married to my job because between my pets and myself, work is all I have.

Nobody will be around to see me die.

My cats will eat me.

Just as Poe described.

[ncba93ivyase]

if you are capable of getting dates you will not be lonely

if anybody will die alone it's hiro

[Classic]

It's my pride, high expectations and incredibly difficult standards that will lead me to be alone forever.
I know it is.

I'm no trophy wife.


Why do I do this?


(this is real talk right now :'( )

[ncba93ivyase]

suggestion: lose weight, get muscle, and start working on your game

if you can prove you care about yourself and you're an interesting person, you can start attracting the same type of men

[ME##]

hiro will not die alone because he has us in his heart

[Classic]

That involves effort.

Working on it, working on it. I know I'm interesting enough at least.  

[ncba93ivyase]

That involves effort.

Working on it, working on it. I know I'm interesting enough at least.  

start doing pushups everyday no exceptions

go up one a day

once you've lost sufficient weight, get a pullup bar like me a strongbad did

also do squats for a nice juicy ass. you've got enough weight on you that your own body weight will get you a firm, muscular ass pretty fast. by the time you loose all that fat you'll have the best ass in town

[Classic]

We're talking about my inability to love.

I've already got the best ass in town, silly.