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Started by 6M69I69B9, September 03, 2012, 11:09:22 AM

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September 03, 2012, 11:09:22 AM Last Edit: September 03, 2012, 03:35:48 PM by The Last MIB
today my brother found out that i took at least 12/18 chewy bars from him and he knocked on my door saying "marc why'd you eat everything.  pay me back."  

so i open the door, give him $5.  and i was like "wait that box cost $5?"  then he said, no wait give me $5 more.  so i give him what what little money i had left.  and he looked at the singles.  he took four out and he threw them at the floor of my room.  

moments later he's like "wait i need $3 back."  so i open the door and i give him three singles.  we paused, and while i just stood there staring at him, he stared at me.  he crumpled a dollar, and threw it at me, he crumpled another, and threw it at me.  this whole time we looked at each other blankly.  then he humped the last dollar, crumpled it, and threw it at my face.  then he said "douchebag" and left.

and i cried on the floor
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Quote from: Original_MIB on September 03, 2012, 11:09:22 AM
today my brother found out that i took at least 12/18 chewy bars from him and he knocked on my door saying "marc why'd you eat everything.  pay me back."  

so i open the door, give him $5.  and i was like "wait that box costed $5?"  



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