A Missed Connection I thought I would share with you

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Crackhead on Charlotte St.

http://asheville.craigslist.org/mis/2793259117.html

Hey beautiful lady!! I saw you today on Charlotte St. Your clothes had holes in them and it turned me on. I love your thin physique, bulging eyes with wonderful bags under them. You had a pretty smile with a very attractive tooth!! As you walked away I thought "She must be Irish cuz my dick is Dublin!! I know you don't probably have a phone or Internet since you're a crackhead and alopeNly I hope I see you again sometime maybe we can split a Colt 45!!

i smoke rocks

http://asheville.craigslist.org/mis/2801849638.html

at my anties house, borrowd internet. you too! look like the man who made the copy of the ticket the cop was writing when it was really the other mans falt cause he stole 20 dollars from me. colt 45247 baby. look good too! can have the money to buy them for us and bring them outside?

colt45247

[PLEASEHELP1991]

We were classmate in English 3 at TCC ptown campus. You are white young guy from western branch area. This is a long shot, but heck I've got a crush on you since day 1 of class. i gave you something to use for our finals. you try to give me a dollar for exchange of what i gave you, but i resisted. if you think this is you, hit me up man! tell me what i gave you, and who was our teacher in English 3 so i know that is you. write your initial in the subject line when u reply pls.. I wanted to hang out with you, or maybe try something else, because i think you're very straight.. hit me up dude!

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

felt did you write that missed connection

[PLEASEHELP1991]

felt did you write that missed connection

no, lol.  english 3 is a remedial english course offered at that particular community college

[snoorkel]

missed connection: I was stopped at a traffic light yesterday
some girls on the corner, one looked kinda nice so I viewed her legs
she must have seen me cos when I turned back from flicking my cig
she was crossing the street staring at me and
yelled HEY ILOVEYO UY[mynameis] ELLA
I waved. couldn't really tell what she said
also I was clearly with vulpix so idk what she thought, we were siblings or Ella was just drunk

[Commander Fuckass]

looking for guy who answered my ad on here yesterday,it was to be his first.get back with me so we can get together.
http://tricities.craigslist.org/mis/2786012801.html

[ME##]

Jeremy you way hot! And have the nicest ass

i feel bad for laughing