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Things not to do at a stoplight:

Started by LCK, January 11, 2012, 07:08:27 PM

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LCK

January 11, 2012, 07:08:27 PM
GO

Socks

January 11, 2012, 07:11:14 PM #1
Fall asleep. The police will wake you up.
Slow down to a stop on green. Unless you're high, then it's understandable because I have done it myself quite a few times.
Fix your fucking hair or makeup. You have a place for that, it's called home.
Stop on yellow when it's raining. Yes, people actually do this.

Socks

January 11, 2012, 07:13:51 PM #2
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:12:39 PM
get a handjob


You can get one, just don't give it for fuck's sake. And if you're receiving a hand job at a stop light and even giving it if you're still intent on it, why not just progress to road head?

Andria

January 11, 2012, 07:16:01 PM #3
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:14:24 PM
because people might see

that's why
and you wouldn't see someone getting a handjob?

Commander Fuckass

January 11, 2012, 07:16:04 PM #4
do a chinese fire drill
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Socks

January 11, 2012, 07:16:43 PM #5
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:14:24 PM
because people might see

that's why


What? Are you one of those punks who loses their hard on because strangers are nearby, and your thoughts become conflicted? I would be too engrossed in the awesome sensation to care.

Geno

January 11, 2012, 07:33:44 PM #6
Feed your snail.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

January 11, 2012, 07:35:15 PM #7
taxes

Socks

January 11, 2012, 07:52:13 PM #8
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
I'd prob. get distracted


That's p. gay.

applesauce

January 11, 2012, 08:22:21 PM #9
hi socks

Nyerp

January 11, 2012, 08:28:39 PM #10
i'm pretty sure this thread was meant just for the bad joke in the first post

LCK

January 11, 2012, 08:29:57 PM #11
Don't be Nyerp at a stoplight

applesauce

January 11, 2012, 08:32:51 PM #12

Kalahari Inkantation

January 11, 2012, 08:48:20 PM #13
what i learned in boating school is:

Travis

January 11, 2012, 08:49:05 PM #14
Quote from: Tectrinket on January 11, 2012, 08:48:20 PM
what i learned in boating school is:
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