the return of dick things I have done

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Local bookstore sponsored Anthony Bourdain's talk in Asheville on Friday. The asked a question on their facebook "Where did Anthony Bourdain study culinary arts".  They would pick a winner at random. The winner gets a ticket to see Mr. Bourdain live.

I know nothing of Anthony Bourdain, never read any of his books, or watched his show.

Several people said it was the CIA (Culinary Institute of America)

I typed that as well, I was like the tenth person to say it.

I end up winning the ticket.

hahahah fuck you foodies.

[Commander Fuckass]

I'll go in your place 

[YPrrrr]

hahaha wow awful

[piano moths]

I know this boy who I really dislike who I think is transferring from Fordham to whatever university is in Asheville. Maybe you guys will run into each other.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I know this boy who I really dislike who I think is transferring from Fordham to whatever university is in Asheville. Maybe you guys will run into each other.

there are several

and I hope not...

[?????]

I once peed with my penis

[piano moths]

B

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Well, one of those

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Is that the guy?

I want him no where near me.

[piano moths]

Is that the guy?

I want him no where near me.

That IS the guy. I mostly don't want him anywhere near me either. If he doesn't go to where you are, he is coming back to AZ. You take him!

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

That IS the guy. I mostly don't want him anywhere near me either. If he doesn't go to where you are, he is coming back to AZ. You take him! Bim!

I DO NOT WANT MY BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN TOWN SOILED BY THIS DIRTBAG.

I SHOULDN'T JUDGE HIM AS I'VE NEVER MET HIM, BUT OH WELL.

[piano moths]

I DO NOT WANT MY BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN TOWN SOILED BY THIS DIRTBAG.

I SHOULDN'T JUDGE HIM AS I'VE NEVER MET HIM, BUT OH WELL.

beautiful mountain town?! I wanna go... but I want to go for last Halloweekend so I can b chill with Tobacco and Flying Lotus.

"I live to heal & transform myself and others" - quote from that dude. He's going to come to your beautiful mountain town to transform and heal all y'all bitches

[??????]

beautiful mountain town?! Bim! I wanna go... but I want to go for last Halloweekend so I can b chill with Tobacco and Flying Lotus.

"I live to heal & transform myself and others" - quote from that dude. He's going to come to your beautiful mountain town to transform and heal all y'all bitches

you remind me of my friend <3

[piano moths]

you remind me of my friend <3

What's your friend like? 

[??????]

What's your friend like? 

she's into poetry and romanticism and likes small, warm cuddly things and wants to love everyone

she's the introverted version of you <3

[piano moths]

she's into poetry and romanticism and likes small, warm cuddly things and wants to love everyone

she's the introverted version of you <3

I wonder if we would be friends.