your strengths

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

sorry i didn't mean to point out your flaws earlier.

post your strengths

My inability to communicate somehow translates into being the quirky funny guy, but almost as frequently as these times are the ones where my inability to communicate makes things uncomfortable.

[Mando Pandango]

one time i lifted a car clean over my head with one hand

[snoorkel]

I'm good at telling how much time has elapsed between the start and end of something

like it took me 16 seconds to write this post because I had to stop and piss out the ass while I was writing it. now it's been 23 seconds.

[sans culottes]

i can woo homely pale english major girls pretty easily

[??????]

i can do nothing and yet attract attention
i also have the ability to detach myself

[Travis]

i have the ability of clamp on clucky's nipples and not let go

[silvertone]

i can palm a basketball

[YPrrrr]

My lacking of caring and effort somehow endears people

and I'm often good at video games

[LCK]

i can spin a basketball on all five fingers

[Samus Aran]

uhhhhhh

[FAMY2]

I AM GOOD AT PISSING OFF AN UNNAMED PERSON     

[Classic]

pooping

eating


putting out