your gaming waifus

[YPrrrr]

Also also dead fish lady and new gerudo leader are p. A+

Damn you Nintendo >_<'

nintendo has successfully created a generation of millennial fish ers

Hey don't be on the wrong side of history man

[Hiro]

hnnnnnnnng mipha
also botw zelda got a fat puss

[Thyme]

after that little video blizzard just released
definitely mei

[TooB]

after that little video blizzard just released
definitely mei

eew...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

tfw no tastefully thicc chinese gf :'(

[Thyme]

tfw no tastefully thicc chinese gf :'(

ikr

[Hiro]

i honestly don't understand overwatch at all

[TooB]

i honestly don't understand overwatch at all

what's not to understand? People pick their waifu, or husbando, and fight over that instead of playing the game.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[bluaki]

the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls

That's not new even within the Zelda franchise.

Princess Ruto was pretty popular for a while after OoT. It doesn't help that she actively flirts with Link and tries to coerce him into marriage. And doesn't wear any clothes (outside the 3DS remake).

BotW added Mipha, but more notably Sidon who totally seems into link.

you know what else is strange and terrifying

>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events?

link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized

But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that?

i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events

Have you seen Link's Cheerleader outfit in Tri Force Heroes?

In the Pokémon anime, Ash regularly crossdresses. He's worn something like 5 dresses so far, including a maid outfit and most recently the nurse joy outfit. James crossdresses much more frequently.
Mario can wear the wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey.
Fire Emblem Fates Conquest has Forrest

I'm more fond of the inverse: androgynous girls wearing suits or trying to pass as a guy. Nintendo doesn't have much of that among major characters other than I guess Sheik and "Marth" (Lucina)

[Samus Aran]

the early posts in this thread are bad but i still do like presea a lot, just as a tales character in general

also:



this was a good avatar

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

It should be illegal to be this cute.

It's just not fair.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

the fish

you know the one

[spoiler]

hiro especially knows the one[/spoiler]

nintendo's created a whole new generation of confused individuals with strange and terrifying feelings for fish girls

That's not new even within the Zelda franchise.

Princess Ruto was pretty popular for a while after OoT. It doesn't help that she actively flirts with Link and tries to coerce him into marriage. And doesn't wear any clothes (outside the 3DS remake).

BotW added Mipha, but more notably Sidon who totally seems into link.

to think that nintendo has been on a decades-long mission to condition gamers to fish

What's their endgame?

you know what else is strange and terrifying

>forced feminization of a waifish tw*nk by a mischievous desert amazoness

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Does Nintendo not realize what kind of power it has to trigger epigenetic events?

link is one of those pure innocent childhood characters who is simply not to be sexualized

But how is anyone supposed to react to a subplot like that?

i mean of course putting a cute effeminate young male in skimpy girlish clothing is going to trigger millions of epigenetic events

Have you seen Link's Cheerleader outfit in Tri Force Heroes?

In the Pokémon anime, Ash regularly crossdresses. He's worn something like 5 dresses so far, including a maid outfit and most recently the nurse joy outfit. James crossdresses much more frequently.
Mario can wear the wedding dress in Super Mario Odyssey.
Fire Emblem Fates Conquest has Forrest

I'm more fond of the inverse: androgynous girls wearing suits or trying to pass as a guy. Nintendo doesn't have much of that among major characters other than I guess Sheik and "Marth" (Lucina)

yes, but toon link is far too deformed (and, uh, too juvenile) to be a waifu candidate lol

i know nintendo has a thing for crossdressing males, but yeah it's a shame that crossdressing females aren't nearly as common in their games

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and when she's not she's a total slut.

what

she is not

so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged

lol i love kaz valiantly defending samus' honor and purity

so she likes to show a bit more skin now and then, that doesn't mean she's getting banged

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=58869012&x=samus+porn+thread

Zero suit was a silly idea

and ypr literally citing 4chan hentai threads to, uh, make his point

or, rather, to make himself pointed

[Samus Aran]

even in 2011 i was a very passionate samus fan