Breaking: Boyah will be ending soon

[Daddy]

I regret to inform you all that, like the rest of the world, Boyah will be ending later this month.

As you may have heard from our friends at familyradio.com, the world will be ending on the 21^st of May. Unfortunately, as our servers are hosted on earth and I do not think they will withstand the end.

The reason for the world ending is the famed Judgement day in which Jesus Christ the Lord God of the Christian Peoples returns to do battle with Doodthing, the ambiguous one. Such a battle will do great harm unto our planet and its inhabitants.

Normally Doodthing would have the power to end the threat of this Christ man but due to a lack of belief and posts he has gone into a semi-hybernation mode where he sleeps in his city beneath the sea, not unlike Cthulhu (which is what Lovecraft based the story on).

Fortunately such an apocalypse can be avoided by continuing to post on Boyah, doodthing's hallowed grounds, and restoring power unto Doodthing's glory. Doubt cannot be had.

On the Holy Science front we have managed to create another weapon to assist Doodthing. This allows us to convert Luts into pure Doodthing Power; this is very similar to how Goku could take life energy and convert into his spirit Bomb. The shares for this technology will soon be available in the shop. I ask that you all contribute in posts and donations to help Doodthing defeat Jesus Christ. I ask this not just for the sake of Boyah but for the sake of all humanity.


Thank you, and I hope you all contribute so we can live to post on the 22nd of May.

[Samus Aran]

lack of posts?

hey, nice quota btw

[Daddy]

lack of posts?

hey, nice quota btw

I was busy receiving the Oracle motherfucker.

[Andria]

WE ARE THE WARRIORS OF DOOD

[Daddy]

WE ARE THE WARRIORS OF DOOD

Preparing for war


also by the oracle i meant blow jobs

[Samus Aran]

oralcle

[Andria]

Preparing for war


also by the oracle i meant blow jobs

Dood will prevail

and wouldn't that mean the oracle was receiving you?

it's ok though, that is what oracles do

[Kalahari Inkantation]

god mannit this post scared me

[Cookie]

YOU BRAVE DARING SOUL DELIVERING THIS MESSAGE TO US 

[Samus Aran]

i will use my puella magi powers against jesus christ superstar

[burzumfan420]

does anyo ne know how to magic

[Nyerp]

every1 raize ur arms to give ur power to doooodthing like thsi::

\o/

this is tru e magic

the magic

[spoiler]of ^anime[/spoiler]

[musica.cards]

also by the oracle i meant blow jobs

from an oracle?

I BELIEVE

YEAH, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!

[Nyerp]

breaking news!

breaking nooze!

breaking noose!

breaking out the noose!

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in other news, was boyah named after that horrible upper midwest food staple