Lol I had the worst day ever yesterday

[strongbad]

Get broken up with
Buy marijuana for coping and smoking with this cute girl I met
Get interrupted by campus police while smoking, have to confinscate all of my bud (although it could have been way worse I suppose)

But on the bright side I went rock climbing and was able to do some courses I couldn't do already

How's your week going 

[Infel]

Welcome to being alone. There's a seat right there for you.

[Commander Fuckass]

HOW DOES ONE SMOKE WITH CANDY CANES

[strongbad]

HOW DOES ONE SMOKE WITH CANDY CANES

lol

[??????]

do you actually smoke candy canes
or is that just an euphemism for cigarettes because they're minty

i made a new friend this week 
and i got money without working
and...AND i found a new band to listen to
...and..my epicurious pseudofriend is sharing his life with me

everything else doesn't have to be said because it's all dead and cold inside   

[strongbad]

ANSWER ME DAVID.

DON'T IGNORE MY QUESTION.

Yes she is the one involved in those stories but they were not the cause of us not seeing eachother anymore. If I wouldn't have thrown up on her, we wouldn't have started talking in the first place.

do you actually smoke candy canes
or is that just an euphemism for cigarettes because they're minty

Word filter for cannabis is candy canes
i wouldn't mind some cigarettes right now though

[Daddy]

Bad:
I haven't gotten to see my lady today or yesterday and not until Friday because her mommy is mean;_______;
I may have to hurt someone's feelings

Good:
It seems that my appetite has stopped being so fucked up for the time being and I actually get hungry which will help in my eternal quest for weight gain.
MY GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME
TUESDAY IS BAR NIGHT FOR ME AND MY FRONDS

[YPrrrr]

Bad: My parents are lecturing me constantly about graduate/law school and are most likely going to make me graduate early. Plus they love my brother for getting straight As in college while he got straight Cs in high school but I'm pretty sure that just indicates his college is easy as hell since he's not exactly a hard worker.


Good: My girlfriend came to visit for 5 days cjlubdoods;

[Daddy]

Good: My girlfriend came to visit for 5 days cjlubdoods;

OH REMINDS ME OF OTHER BAD:


After events some of which include a very noticeable hickey, my girlfriend is still not allowed to spend the night and her mom wants her back before midnight now. 

She is 20.

[Samus Aran]

We can be lonely bachelors together, Strongbad. Forever alone...but together forever.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

This feels familiar.

[strongbad]

We can be lonely bachelors together, Strongbad. Forever alone...but together forever.

I am down

[hotlikesauce.]

Good: We're snowed in and shit's icing over so we've been out school Monday and Tuesday this week, plus a confirmed Wednesday. Maybe we'll go all week. Who knows.

Bad: I haven't had a cigarette since Saturday night.

[strongbad]

Today is good.
Hung with friends all day, rock climbing, hot girl wants to have movie night

BUT IT WILL PROBABLY GET FUCKED UP SOME HOW WITH MY LUCK