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Started by Zack777, June 04, 2007, 12:29:31 PM

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Zack777

If you own a home that is mobile, and 5 cars that aren't, you might be a redneck

LCK

If you think redneck jokes are funny, you might be a redneck.

Kalahari Inkantation

June 04, 2007, 12:32:38 PM #2 Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 04:32:30 AM by Tectite
y/n

Feynman

FUCK REDNECKS. GOD DAMMIT, NO ONE CARES. HERE IN NEW YORK, WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET TALK ABOUT THEM? THEY'RE PEOPLE; JUST LIKE NIGGERS. GOD DAMMIT, JUST STFU.

Silverhawk79

Zack777.
OMFG HILARIOUS. awesome;

demonprince

If you think Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy are funny, You might be a redneck.

Bushy

If you watch those shows, you ARE a redneck
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anus

If you have salt, pepper, and ketchup on your table, you might be a redneck.
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One Man Freak Show

What has 60 feet and ten teeth?

[spoiler]The front row of a Willie Nelson concert[/spoiler]

SBKT

Quote from: GCD333 on June 04, 2007, 01:12:40 PM
If you have salt, pepper, and ketchup on your table, you might be a redneck.
Redneck's don't got salt and pepper. psyduck;

Zack777

Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 01:39:11 PM
Quote from: GCD333 on June 04, 2007, 01:12:40 PM
If you have salt, pepper, and ketchup on your table, you might be a redneck.
Redneck's don't got salt and pepper. psyduck;

I bet my Heavy Chevy they DO!

SBKT

Hold on.

Zack777

Oh shit, been done. emo;

Lance7

Sad thing is... i've met Larry the Cable Guy... He's an asshole. >_>

SBKT

Quote from: Lance7 on June 04, 2007, 01:45:44 PM
Sad thing is... i've met Larry the Cable Guy... He's an asshole. >_>
Really? What about Jeff foxworthy?

Lance7

Quote from: SBKT on June 04, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
Quote from: Lance7 on June 04, 2007, 01:45:44 PM
Sad thing is... i've met Larry the Cable Guy... He's an asshole. >_>
Really? What about Jeff foxworthy?
I got about 10 feet from him, but didn't talk to him. Back in 8th grade when I thought they were funny, they held a show in Knoxville, and hour away from my house. So I went there and stayed after to meet them, but Foxworthy left.

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