Name your penis.

[V]

More like fatal sex.

I hear that's what women are into these days.

And that is precisely why you're still a virgin.   

[Sports1]

Type in 000000 and 12345.


There the same.

[heltar]

Colonel Sanders the Sensitive Assault Weapon
Colonel Sanders the Strangely Proportioned Space Probe
Colonel Sanders the Flaccid Space Probe
Ethel Merman the Sweet Little Pocket Rocket
Hector the Strangely Proportioned Pocket Rocket
Sir Lancelot the Fierce Little Liquorice Strap

[Feynman]

And that is precisely why you're still a virgin.   

Actually, that's because I'm still young. What are you, 18?

YOU DIE FIRST, LOL.

[V]

And that is precisely why you're still a virgin.   

Actually, that's because I'm still young. What are you, 18?

YOU DIE FIRST, LOL.

...wow...I die first? YOU CAN GET HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW AND DIE, ASS.  caterpie;

I AM NOT A VIRGIN, LOL.

[Feynman]

...wow...I die first? YOU CAN GET HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW AND DIE, ASS.  caterpie;

I AM NOT A VIRGIN, LOL.

I WILL NEVER DIE. PEOPLE LOVE COMPUTER-KIDS.

[V]

...wow...I die first? YOU CAN GET HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW AND DIE, ASS.  caterpie;

I AM NOT A VIRGIN, LOL.

I WILL NEVER DIE. PEOPLE LOVE COMPUTER-KIDS.

GOD DOES NOT. HE SMITES THEM ALL.

[Himu]

And that is precisely why you're still a virgin.   

Actually, that's because I'm still young. What are you, 18?

YOU DIE FIRST, LOL.

...wow...I die first? YOU CAN GET HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW AND DIE, ASS.  caterpie;

I AM NOT A VIRGIN, LOL.

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time!

[Feynman]

GOD DOES NOT. HE SMITES THEM ALL.

BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER THAN HIM. I'm helping him with Linux, actually.

[V]

And that is precisely why you're still a virgin.   

Actually, that's because I'm still young. What are you, 18?

YOU DIE FIRST, LOL.

...wow...I die first? YOU CAN GET HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW AND DIE, ASS.  caterpie;

I AM NOT A VIRGIN, LOL.

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time!

We have to take our clothes off to have a good time, Kelli.  

[V]

GOD DOES NOT. HE SMITES THEM ALL.

BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER THAN HIM. I'm helping him with Linux, actually.

Really? How's that coming along? He actually asked me to helped him, but seeing as how I am not a nerd, I couldn't help him with his problem. How is he doing?

[Feynman]

Really? How's that coming along? He actually asked me to helped him, but seeing as how I am not a nerd, I couldn't help him with his problem. How is he doing?

He's a very good pupil, actually. I think he might lend me his powers for a day.

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

...wow...I die first? YOU CAN GET HIT BY A CAR TOMORROW AND DIE, ASS.  caterpie;

I AM NOT A VIRGIN, LOL.

I WILL NEVER DIE. PEOPLE LOVE COMPUTER-KIDS.

GOD DOES NOT. HE SMITES THEM ALL.

I'M NOT SO SHURE WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT.

[V]

Really? How's that coming along? He actually asked me to helped him, but seeing as how I am not a nerd, I couldn't help him with his problem. How is he doing?

He's a very good pupil, actually. I think he might lend me his powers for a day.

Good luck with that.

[SBKT]

That website told me my penis is small.


WHAT THE FUCK.