PROTIP:

[Pele]

DON'T EAT SHAMPOO. NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT SMELLS. edumacate;

[UnagiPower]

Also don't even attempt to use head and shoulders as lube.  emo;

[mariofreak55]

...

So what if I do.

[Pele]

...

So what if I do.

You'll throw up, just like I did.

[Feynman]

I ATE A WOMAN ONCE. IT TASTED LIKE SOAP.

[mariofreak55]

...

So what if I do.

You'll throw up, just like I did.

I didn't throw up the first 8 times.

[SBKT]

I ATE A WOMAN ONCE. IT TASTED LIKE SOAP.

Tell her she douched too much, then.

[CruelPleasure]

Some of it can actually taste good on very rare occasions.

[Sports1]

Damn, I did that all ready? Now, what should I do?

[CruelPleasure]

Damn, I did that all ready? Now, what should I do?

Do a barrel roll.

[Sports1]

****, I did that all ready? Now, what should I do?

Do a barrel roll.

That only made it worse! 

[SBKT]

****, I did that all ready? Now, what should I do?

Do a barrel roll.

That only made it worse! 

Use the boost!

[The artist formally known]

Also don't even attempt to use head and shoulders as lube.  emo;

Unless you like bladder infections.

[Silverhawk79]

****, I did that all ready? Now, what should I do?

Do a barrel roll.

That only made it worse! 

Become an hero.

[anus]

My friend once ate hand sanitizer.