Craaaaazy Story

[strongbad]

So my parents came up to visit me this weekend, and yesterday we went to some park that was by a beach. We were walking out on these rocks that were about 10 feet high and because I'm an idiot, I was twirling my keys (on a lanyard) around my finger, and then they shot off into the water, which seemed to be about 6 feet deep. Since the water was freezing cold and I couldn't see my keys, I decided to come back at 12:30am and try and find them, since that was low tide.

Well I got some friends together and we adventured out and I found my keys almost immediately 

Cool story huh

[Nyerp]

where was the obligatory girl you're having angst about

i am disappointed in this story

[Socks]

lack of parental abuse causes me to question your upbringing.

[ikanaide]

Cool story huh

Yes it is.  
Be careful next time with keys  

[crystalpepsi]

 I'm starting a site called Brosquid. 

[ikanaide]

I'm starting a site called Brosquid. 

Not relevant 

[Geno]

Not relevant 

It kind of is since the topic starter was david

[strongbad]

where was the obligatory girl you're having angst about

i am disappointed in this story

Actually this girl who I've been trying to get with offered to drive us, so I took her up on it and bought her some gas for her truck. We then held hands and shit.

[me003]

We then held hands and shit.

geezus chrisht how do you hook up with so many females.

[C.Mongler]

you have time to twirl keys but not to make a website
[spoiler]fuck you[/spoiler]

[strongbad]

geezus chrisht how do you hook up with so many females.

We made out on Friday

you have time to twirl keys but not to make a website
[spoiler]fuck you[/spoiler]

I need to prioritize