STORY TIME

[KonohaShinobi]

The title of this tale if: Kono's Kar Trouble!

So Kono needed to get some laundry done so he went out to the Laundromat! He had alot of fun there, putting in clothes, and detergent, waiting for an hour for them to wash, THEN taking them out and putting them into a dryer (it dries clothes with HEAT WAVES~!)

When Kono finished his clothes, he bagged them up, because folding is for pansies, and he headed out to his car! Kono started his car as per usual -

What? *putter putter* why isn't the car starting?! So Kono proceeded to call: HIS MOTHER! And ask why this was! She tells him "You really should ask your older sister, she knows more about the car than I do." and so Kono did just that, and called his older sister! Kono explained that the car was not starting and that there was a red oil light on. She instructed him to walk across the street and get some Motor Oil!

The street, was actually, an intersection: Hell for pedestrians! Kono could not simply cross diagonally for fear of a motorist crashing into him! So he took 2 directions, heading north, then south to the gas station.

After purchasing the oil and returning to the car, he poured it in, and happily went to start the car as per usual -

It did not start much to his surprise! Had his sister LIED to him?! So Kono called to see why the car hadn't started. She says "You need a jump! Ask someone for a JUMP!". A jump is when one places jumper cables onto one vehicle and another and it begins charging the other one's battery! Thus allowing them to start!

So Kono heads into the laundromat. He finds a man, sitting at a chair with a blue jean button up shirt, jeans, and brown boots. He asks if he has jumper cables. The hispanic man answers "Hmm, I think I do in the trunk!" and kono and the man head to the man's trunk and low and behold: JUMPER CABLES!

So the man takes his vehicle and places it next to Kono's. The man had taken his son along, who was wearing a white hoodie, and jeans, and was being taught the ropes of jumping a car (as was Kono). At first the car refused to start. Then Kono noticed something: maybe the cables on kono's car were placed incorrectly. So he asked the man if that could be a problem, and he adjusted the cable slightly and asked me to start the car again. Kono went to start the car as per usual AND IT STARTED! Kono lept with joy and thanked the man 100 times. They replied with "God bless" and went off into the laundromat again.

Kono thanked the stars that night, and his car jumping saviors.


The End.

[Cookie]

Your sister is stupid, you should have tried jumping the car first before you went and bought oil. Did you even check your oil to see if there was some in there or not?

[applesauce]

^Dur, he said oil light was on.


But I love jumping cars. I fee like a fucking hero. 

[Travis]

You have really bad grammar

[Nyerp]

i wouldn't have been able to do any of that

You have really bad grammar

it appears to be intentional

[KonohaShinobi]

I now carry jumper cables everywhere, I want to be a hero to someone. I can't wait

Oh and it was raining when this all happened, and cold as all hell.

i wouldn't have been able to do any of that

When she said to ask someone for a jump I was like,"lol suuuure" but I manned up somehow. I didn't want to be stuck there any longer.

[Geno]

I still think this is the best kono story
[spoiler][20:12] gooey38: Well...here it is, sex with Shikamaru (aka Shika)
[20:13] gooey38: *I look into Shika's eyes and I open my mouth wide just looking at his face. I want to remove all my clothes and slop him him...but I can't. I look down and see that I unknowingly removed his pants. shika grinned as I put myhands down his chest and I get down to his penis where I feel and grope the bulbous beauty of sexual pleasure. I look up at Shika. His jaw is open wide with ecstacy. I grin and then I put his big juicy penis inot my mouth...I swish my tongue around the sides and I push my head in and out as Shika's penis gets harder and harder! I look up at his face, he is about to cum, so i stop. The penis is very erect now and I slide my hands back up his chest. I looks shika in the eyes and I begin to place my tongue down his throat...he enjoys it, we soon entertwine tongues and then Shika forces me onto the bed! I groan for a momentt until my gasps are stopped by Shika's tongue. I rub my penis against his and soon enough Shika scream's out my name:"KONOOOOO!" His screams die out and are replaced by semen that has now covered the bed we laid in.*[/spoiler]

[KonohaShinobi]

You still have it saved, lol

[applesauce]

Sounds like my dreams.

[wawi]

Wow.You're a terrible writer.

[Samus Aran]

sounds like a new york times bestseller to me

[?????]

Wow.You're a terrible writer.

basically

[Commander Fuckass]

Is it just me, or every time my car doesn't start it usually it means it needs a jump or a new battery.  Its not that hard to figure out.




$20 that kono didn't even buy a new battery for his car

[Daddy]

one time i left my lights on and AAA jump started me.