leaving for minneapolis this wednesday

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uh what should i do there and stuff after that retarded welcome week
one of my gay friends wants to go to a tranny bar

[Classic]

Well, you'll have an STD before you know it, so write your will and give me everything on it.

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Well, you'll have an STD before you know it, so write your will and give me everything on it.

lol i'm still a virgin. :|
but my family thinks i'm a walking hiv carrier.

[Classic]

Oh, you are.


You are.

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Oh, you are.


You are.

but i'm not.

[Classic]

LOCK THIS DAVID

[Samus Aran]

LOCK THIS DAVID

hush you

anyway uh idk go hang out at the giant airport or the Mall of America, that's about the extent of my positive experience in minneapolis

[snorkel]

ride bikes!!!

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ride bikes!!!

oh that. do they have tricycle rental companies in the area?

[YPrrrr]

Watch the Twins

[Nyerp]

realize your true calling as a male stripper you FAGGOT

[Commander Fuckass]

Go laugh at the Minnesota Vikings fans

[Daddy]

eat pineapples

[snorkel]

Enjoy the highway construction that causes I-94 and other routes through downtown to be stop-and-go at 11:30pm 

Go laugh at the Minnesota Vikings fans

I like to do this

[spaceman]

shovel snow