We have a witch among us

[Pele]

Dibs on Warrior.

I like swords. v;

Sorry, but Boyah's Administration only provides toy hammers to Warriors.

Ha-ha. 

That works too.

[Riosan]

PROVE IT, I COMPLETELY MISSED AND WE'RE STILL ALIVE

stupid godmodder

[Samus Aran]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

Okay, well can you make your Fapurus Masturbatero go a little bit faster?  fap;

[Himu]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

Okay, well can you make your Fapurus Masturbatero go a little bit faster?  fap;

Kay.  Fapurus Masturbatero Extremius

[Samus Aran]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

Okay, well can you make your Fapurus Masturbatero go a little bit faster?  fap;

Kay.  Fapurus Masturbatero Extremius

AHHHHHHHHH THANKS AHHHH GOD YES

[Himu]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

OSHIT, I USE SHLICKUS MASTURBATERO

I'm a more stronger person.  It doesnt work.

[Samus Aran]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

OSHIT, I USE SHLICKUS MASTURBATERO

I'm a more stronger person.  It doesnt work.

What if I casted it? Would it be strong enough then? 

[Himu]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

OSHIT, I USE SHLICKUS MASTURBATERO

I'm a more stronger person.  It doesnt work.

What if I casted it? Would it be strong enough then? 

I dont know.  I never wrestled, fought, or beat you.

[Trent Reznor's favorite starf*cker]

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am

Kelli! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.

You might be the ingredient I seek.

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.

You should be afraid of the greatââ,¬â€�

Kelli! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.

Who has time for girly things like that? {music solo} Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. Grandma's wig, this will make you big. Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit. Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not againââ,¬Â¦

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:

Kelli!

You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you. I turned my teacher into a spoon. I refer to my spell book, and yes, it's true: I don't have as many friends as you. But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be buds. And if you say no, you're toast.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You'd better learn my name 'cause I amââ,¬â€�

Kelli!!!!!!

Just remember this when you see her on the street: I'm the cruelest and sexiest girl you'll ever meet.

You've memorized that song, haven't you?

[Silverhawk79]

I suggest a cavity search. cop;

[Samus Aran]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

OSHIT, I USE SHLICKUS MASTURBATERO

I'm a more stronger person.  It doesnt work.

What if I casted it? Would it be strong enough then? 

I dont know.  I never wrestled, fought, or beat you.

*casts shlickus masturbatero*

[Himu]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

OSHIT, I USE SHLICKUS MASTURBATERO

I'm a more stronger person.  It doesnt work.

What if I casted it? Would it be strong enough then? 

I dont know.  I never wrestled, fought, or beat you.

*casts shlickus masturbatero*

Oh God....Your a WARLOCK!!!!!!  Unghhhhh....

[Silverhawk79]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

OSHIT, I USE SHLICKUS MASTURBATERO

I'm a more stronger person.  It doesnt work.

What if I casted it? Would it be strong enough then? 

I dont know.  I never wrestled, fought, or beat you.

*casts shlickus masturbatero*

Oh God....Your a WARLOCK!!!!!!  Unghhhhh....

This is very erotic.

[Samus Aran]

Proof that I'm a witch.  Now.

Alright, I am about to say the evidence that you are in fact, a witch, you- AUGH OH MY GOD THE BLACK MAGIC HAS GOTTEN ME.

No thats your own.  My magic cant travel to people over the internet.  And my magic only makes you feel pleasure.

You mean that's your magic moving my hand?  v;

Yes it's called Fapurus Masturbatero.

OSHIT, I USE SHLICKUS MASTURBATERO

I'm a more stronger person.  It doesnt work.

What if I casted it? Would it be strong enough then? 

I dont know.  I never wrestled, fought, or beat you.

*casts shlickus masturbatero*

Oh God....Your a WARLOCK!!!!!!  Unghhhhh....

*casts...makeus u use a cameraus and takeus picturesus of yourselfereto*

[fox127]

Um...um...um.........*points wand towards a wall* FIRE! *white magical stuff fires at wall* a-ha! I CAN DO SOMETHING!