I wake up too early.

[Pele]

And now I'm still tired. 

[Riosan]

I care.

[Feynman]

WHAT TIME?

[Samus Aran]

WHAT TIME?

HAMMER TIME

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

wat time?? slowpoke;

[Pele]

4:20. 

[mariofreak55]

The fucking salesmen came at 7:40, and woke me up. I cussed him out, and now I can't go back to sleep.

[Feynman]

I was sleeping like a baby all night. The only problem I had was the fact that I was sleeping with a boner.

[Ezloﺕ]

I always go to sleep late and end up waking up early.

I fucking hate that.

[SBKT]

I was sleeping like a baby all night. The only problem I had was the fact that I was sleeping with a boner.

Cut a hole in your bed.

[Feynman]

I was sleeping like a baby all night. The only problem I had was the fact that I was sleeping with a boner.

Cut a hole in your bed.

I made a hole in my bed with my penis last night.

[SBKT]

I was sleeping like a baby all night. The only problem I had was the fact that I was sleeping with a boner.

Cut a hole in your bed.

I made a whole in my bed with my penis last night.

Just line the thing now. Easy masturbation tool.