Retarded Facebook "middle names".

[hotlikesauce.]

I think it's really fucking stupid when these people put some random shit as their middle name on Facebook because they're trying to be cute or some shit.

Examples from my own network.

"Lust Bipolarandcrazyashell Johnson"

What the fuck. That's so dumb.

[Tomboh]

thats better than "imonaboat" and "likeaboss"

[hotlikesauce.]

thats better than "imonaboat" and "likeaboss"

That's so horrible. Where are you at that you have Windows 2000?

[Tomboh]

Where are you at that you have Windows 2000?

my shitdamn laptop

[hotlikesauce.]

my shitdamn laptop

lol

[Mando Pandango]

My friend changed his middle name to Charizard on Facebook and changed his profile picture to match. Awesome.

[Veal]

Bryin illbeatyoass Mcgee

Jonathan Ima Jerk Brown

Keona Gotthatmusictypevoice Crenshaw

Yani TheyhatenugottaluvIt Andrews

Imkoolin DbloccthaHitter TwoFukzup

and my personal favorite: Shaker'da R.i.p Sylvia Don'Williams

poor Sylvia :[

[Mando Pandango]

Veal didn't I see one of your friends changed their middle name to Danger?

[Veal]

Yeah. Because his last name is "Russ", so Danger is his nickname.

And by that I mean his self-assigned nickname that only he calls himself.

[Hiro]

Watermelondrea
Zacharaithonellious

[strongbad]

Jeffery

oh wait nvm

[spaceman]

Not a middle name, the girl changed her last name on it.

Sandra Fml

Beat that.

[YPrrrr]

thats better than "imonaboat" and "likeaboss"

Like a boss makes my skin crawl

[strongbad]

Like a boss makes my skin crawl

God damn SNL starting stupid memes

[Sillbury]

you friends sound like faggots

ALL OF YOUS