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Started by Sillbury, November 05, 2009, 11:47:48 AM

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Andria

boobs are the best thing us MEN invented

ADX

zach if you dont fuck her by the end of the week you're a goddamn pussy. show her who's the motherfucking boss.

Quote from: Emu Dragon on November 05, 2009, 01:30:39 PM
[blonde]
it's all about the brunettes baby what's wrong with you

Sillbury

Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:46:46 PM
so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now.......
tell her to tug your rope

she will think you're being romantic and suck ur dick

Zach

Quote from: RDX on November 05, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
zach if you dont fuck her by the end of the week you're a goddamn pussy. show her who's the motherfucking boss.


i try to maintain moral standards

Travis

Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:53:05 PM
i try to maintain moral standards
that's exactly why you've gotten NO pussy

ADX


Socks

Quote from: Zach on November 05, 2009, 01:53:05 PM
i try to maintain moral standards


what is more moral than pleasing a molting sex goddess who wants to use your cocks as a toothbrush

Sillbury


Zach


Andria


Socks


Mando Pandango

One time I took a really huge manly shit and it was so manly I couldn't wipe it all with toilet paper so I went in the shower and wiped my ass with my hand. Then I shotgunned a beer and ran out into the forest, still naked, and ripped a bear's heart out of its chest.
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bluaki

Quote from: Socks on November 05, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
what is more moral than pleasing a molting sex goddess who wants to use your cocks as a toothbrush
perhaps not sexualizing everything in ridiculous ways like that n_u

Socks

Quote from: bluaki on November 05, 2009, 02:13:25 PM
perhaps not sexualizing everything in ridiculous ways like that n_u


life's too short for boring adjectives

Veal


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