Oh, lawld.

[Pele]

Some girl in my school tried to use a frozen hotdog as a dildo, but it stuck to the inside of her wet pussy. She's now in the hospital getting it removed. 

I'm gonna send her a card, but what should I put on it? Suggestions please. v;

[Hermione Granger]

May I cook that hot dog?

[heltar]

You've got to be kidding me.

[V]

You cannot be serious.  

[Pele]

You've got to be kidding me.

No joke.

[Feynman]

WARM IT UP AND EAT IT.

[ClassicTyler]

AMIGAH! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!  awesome;

shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick;

[V]

You've got to be kidding me.

No joke.

Wow...put, "can I help heal your sore vagoo?"

[VaatixGanon]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[heltar]

Holy shit.

Say "When I heard about your situation and that you were in the hospital...



I LOL'D.

-Anonymous"

[Pele]

AMIGAH! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!  awesome;

shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick; shlick;

I actually knew the girl pretty good, as well.  china;

[Bushy]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone, make a hotdog shlick; smiley, lol

[VaatixGanon]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone, make a hotdog shlick; smiley, lol

Pun now officially overused.

[ClassicTyler]

This topic is TOO funny!

I'm crying from laughter!  awesome;


AMIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  awesome;

[Pele]

I wonder if it was bleeding when they took it out/off her.