HAHAHA

[luna]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

ââ,¬Å"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know weââ,¬â,,¢ll be together forever,ââ,¬Â� she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: ââ,¬Å"I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

ââ,¬Å"I wasnââ,¬â,,¢t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didnââ,¬â,,¢t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasnââ,¬â,,¢t ââ,¬Ëœnormalââ,¬â,,¢ to have feelings for a fairground ride.ââ,¬Â�

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. ââ,¬Å"Iââ,¬â,,¢m not hurting anyone and I canââ,¬â,,¢t help it," she said. "Itââ,¬â,,¢s a part of who I am.ââ,¬Â�

[Andria]

I would not want to sit in the seat she was in after going for a ride on that thing  who fucking knows what you'd sit in

[Samus Aran]

She needs to get laid.

[sans culottes]

I don't know, I think I understand where she's going here. I've always wanted to fuck a rollercoaster.

[Daddy]

I think she needs pills.

[strongbad]

THIS IS ORIGINAL CONTENT TO ME
its funny

[Pyrate]

Sometimes when I'm strapped into an amusement park ride, the restraints rub against my genitals.