Get me out of Texas...

[Classic]

Please...someone...:'(

I'LL PAY RENT.

[guff]

uh well we have a guest room

[Zach]

I'm going to live in the dorm in the fall. Sorry.

[Lex Luthor]

well i can't help you i live in Texas. 

[Veal]

i have two rooms and i could put a sleeping bag in one of them but you'd have to promise not to ever try and kiss me.

[Bolivian Army]

we're far less strict in illinois 

[guff]

i have two rooms and i could put a sleeping bag in one of them but you'd have to promise not to ever try and kiss me.

veal we all know he would be the one who'd have to worry about that  

[Veal]

veal we all know he would be the one who'd have to worry about that  

SHHHHHHHHHH

god what the hell is wrong with you i'm trying to make a good name for myself.

[YPrrrr]

You could sleep on Bascom Hill like all the other gay people here in Madison

Actually they were pretending to be dead in a protest against LBGT violence

[l a c e y]

or you could you know just rent out an apartment in another state..?

[Bolivian Army]

You could sleep on Bascom Hill like all the other gay people here in Madison

Actually they were pretending to be dead in a protest against LBGT violence

I realize it makes me a horrible person or something, but I giggled when I pictured that.

[YPrrrr]

I realize it makes me a horrible person or something, but I giggled when I pictured that.

I accidentally almost stepped on one. She was lying in the gutter next to the sidewalk and here hand was on the path

[l a c e y]

I accidentally almost stepped on one. She was lying in the gutter next to the sidewalk and here hand was on the path

lol you should have stepped on her.
show her a lesson for sleeping there.

[YPrrrr]

lol you should have stepped on her.
show her a lesson for sleeping there.

I was worried the rest would get up and I would be chased by gay zombies

[l a c e y]

I was worried the rest would get up and I would be chased by gay zombies

maybe you should have carried some sort of weapon with you.