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Started by Walter, April 14, 2009, 09:13:41 PM

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Himu

April 14, 2009, 11:17:43 PM #30
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 14, 2009, 10:52:07 PM
uuh would you want to be gross looking when your teenager daughter's son looks at you akudood;
well i wasn't planning on having sexual relations with any of my offspring akudood;

Slim

April 14, 2009, 11:19:39 PM #31
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 14, 2009, 11:12:51 PM
You don't need silly marriages for baby growing. n___n


That requires sex, though, so it's still unlikely for most Boyagers--unless you're jmv of course and you used to bang the fourth-grade chicks behind the slide at the local playground.

Quote from: Hïro on April 14, 2009, 11:17:27 PM
Slim's right, we should all just blow him instead


Damn straight.
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

Hiro

April 14, 2009, 11:22:08 PM #32
Hime, I just burst into audible laughter, and everyone's asleep. Also, could someone explain the Jmv sex thing to me please

Feynman

April 14, 2009, 11:23:52 PM #33
Quote from: Hïro on April 14, 2009, 11:22:08 PM
Hime, I just burst into audible laughter, and everyone's asleep. Also, could someone explain the Jmv sex thing to me please


Well, obviously used to bang the fourth-grade chicks behind the slide at the local playground.

Hiro

April 14, 2009, 11:25:12 PM #34
No i mean i want the full story

Slim

April 14, 2009, 11:26:17 PM #35
Quote from: Hïro on April 14, 2009, 11:22:08 PM
Hime, I just burst into audible laughter, and everyone's asleep. Also, could someone explain the Jmv sex thing to me please


As a youngster, Jmv was the recipient of some delicious statutory rape at the hands of a domineering elementary schoolgirl. He claims that it emotionally scarred him, but I think we all know that he loved every second of it.

Quote from: Bassir on April 14, 2009, 11:23:52 PM
Well, obviously used to bang the fourth-grade chicks behind the slide at the local playground.


My original description was better, I have to admit.
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

Mettalik

April 14, 2009, 11:29:23 PM #36
how did they have sex if they're not married

Feynman

April 14, 2009, 11:35:26 PM #37
Quote from: Macey on April 14, 2009, 11:29:23 PM
how did they have sex if they're not married


confession

Slim

April 14, 2009, 11:36:08 PM #38
Quote from: Macey on April 14, 2009, 11:29:23 PM
how did they have sex if they're not married


You'll have to ask Jmv for the sordid details of how exactly it went down. I'm still not sure who was penetrating whom, and I don't ever want to know, quite frankly.
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

Wrench

April 15, 2009, 07:33:22 AM #39
No earlier than 25. I need to have my career down and stuff.

Nyerp

April 15, 2009, 08:41:44 AM #40
how i baby make

superclucky

April 15, 2009, 10:09:22 AM #41
Quote from: Hïro on April 14, 2009, 11:22:08 PM
Hime, I just burst into audible laughter, and everyone's asleep. Also, could someone explain the Jmv sex thing to me please
He whores out his story at least once per month.
Where have you been?
kewns are smelly

l a c e y

April 15, 2009, 10:16:36 AM #42
i don't want to have my own kids.
i want to adopt.
and probably like when i'm like 25-30 anywhere in thurr,

Samus Aran

April 15, 2009, 10:36:40 AM #43
24-30 seems perfect

Kalahari Inkantation

April 15, 2009, 12:47:11 PM #44
Whenever I finish school and have a real career. n_u

if i have a boy i'm going to name him lyndon hocuspocus;
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