Stupid things your parents have said about the internet

[hotlikesauce.]

"Anybody and everybody you meet and talk to on the internet is going to find your address and rape you."

[russell]

"son what should I do with all of these things I want to sell?"
"ebay."
"I don't use that."
"why?"
"some guy got sued by the buyer on paypal"
" "





"so what are you doing on the internet?"
"I don't know talking to people"
"with email?"
"no with AIM"
"is that like email"
"yeah basically"
"why don't you just use a phone"
" "




"so what is wikipedia anyway"
"it's like an encyclopedia that anyone can edit so it's always accurate"
"no that would mean it's never accurate"
"no actually it's more accurate than the encyclopedia brittanica they did a study"
"you can't trust anything on the internet"
" "



and the other night my dad made some analogy about server farms (which he invests in for USPS currently) using trucks and I was like 

[Feynman]

I hate it when they think you can just search for anything on Google and it will instantly find good sources and every result is reliable.

[russell]

oh for awhile my dad had a joke where if anything came up in a conversation that someone didn't know, he'd say, "google it! hahahaha" 

...

[superclucky]

Me: *Opens myspace to login*
Mom: Who is she, who are you talking to?
Me: Uhm...that's an ad. She's an actress. |:

or


Me: *Logs in to Facebook and some girl updated her status and it was at the top of my page*
Mom: WHO IS SHE, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY?!
Me: I'm not gay

Of course you're not!

You're a bisexual raccoon.

[NOA_Haunted]

I thought your father had something to say about the VSPOT.

That has nothing to do with the internet...

[The artist formally known]

oh for awhile my dad had a joke where if anything came up in a conversation that someone didn't know, he'd say, "google it! hahahaha" 

...

i would cry. hOW IS THAT FUNNY? IT'S NOT FUNNY, WHY WOULD ANYONE LAUGH AT THAT?

[superclucky]

"Anybody and everybody you meet and talk to on the internet is going to find your address and rape you."

[Oh]

Me: *you little slut banner is on"
Mom: what are you looking at?
Me: Nothing why?
Mom: You better not be doing bad things with bad people
Me: It's just an ad 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Me: *you little slut banner is on"
Mom: what are you looking at?
Me: Nothing why?
Mom: You better not be doing bad things with bad people
Me: It's just an ad 

happens to me every single day

[[hedy]Zidone]

Nothing regarding my parent(s) or close relatives, but...

Student: yo bro can we use wikipedia for this shit?
Teacher: nope, wikipedia is a blog
Me:

[Dullahan]

My dad calls these types of places the chat lines.