IF YOU WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE

[Feynman]

CHOOSE ONE

I'd like to know.

[Zach]

I'd try to figure out a way to make him choke on his own penis, otherwise I'd curb stomp him.

[Slim]

Nothing too gruesome. Asphyxiation seems like the best way to do it; there's less evidence since there's less of a mess.

[Mettalik]

I'd kill them and eat the body 

[Feynman]

I'd kill them and eat the body 

First you have to choose a method of murder.

[Dullahan]

Stab him through his neck while his mouth is covered. If I'm in a house alone, I'd have more of a chance to get away with it because there would be no suspects.

To get rid of the evidence, I'd then go upstairs, fill the bathtub with acid, and then drop the body in there.

[Feynman]

I would shoot him in the stomach, put a muzzle on his mouth, and leave him to die in a window-less room.

I will then blow up the building and walk away in slow motion.

[PuuMastaFunk]

You forgot "Validation by Slim".

[superclucky]

I would just lock them in a white room and see what happens then condition them to do humiliating things and then death by starvation or disease. 

[PuuMastaFunk]

Bassir, I just noticed...

Pretty much every single option makes the victim suffer...*starts to inch away from Bassir*

[Slim]

You forgot "Validation by Slim".

Even Bassir isn't that cruel.

[Feynman]

Bassir, I just noticed...

Pretty much every single option makes the victim suffer...*starts to inch away from Bassir*

Death is not easy.

[CutLess]

I'd shoot him in the head.

If I wanted to torture him, I'd torture him.  If I wanted to kill him, I'd kill him.

Combining the two is a waste.

To be perfectly honest, I don't ever think there's a point to killing someone.  Killing him is the easy way out. Sure, everything is over, but that's just the thing:  EVERYTHING is over.  No pain.  No pleasure.  The people who I'd want to kill should only feel pain.  I'd keep them alive for the sole purpose of making their lives horrible, painful.

[PuuMastaFunk]

Even Bassir isn't that cruel.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Only you are.

[russell]

of those I guess I'd shoot him and leave him (or her) to die, it's the simplest

if I actually killed someone I'd sneak up behind them and give them a surprise intramuscular heroin overdose, so they'd go out happily at least