the sad thread

[Travis]

today in school i kept randomly feeling like i had to take the biggest shit in the world

but when i got home it was not so big

[superclucky]

my mom is bringing home pizza but i'm not hungry yet

do you want a gun it may help

also my mom said that she will have to 'interview' my male friend because i told him to take me to the movies

[Daddy]

ok new reason to be sad

[Mettalik]

In the locker room, I realized that I had my boxers on backwards all day

[superclucky]

In the locker room, I realized that I had my boxers on backwards all day

isnt that the correct way to do it since you take it in anally

[Kalahari Inkantation]

In the locker room, I realized that I had my boxers on backwards all day

...I did that with my shirt once.

[Mettalik]

isnt that the correct way to do it since you take it in anally

I usually have sex naked though

[superclucky]

I usually have sex naked though

what about quickies

[famy]

i am gay and useless and a leech off society

[superclucky]

i am gay and useless and a leech off society

i dont talk to leeches

[famy]

i dont talk to leeches

:'(

[Skylark]

i read a book and then i was sad
a teacher touched my hand and then i was sad

[YPrrrr]

a teacher touched my hand and then i was sad

why did that make you sad

[l a c e y]

my mom is bringing home pizza but i'm not hungry yet

my mother bought pizza and i wasn't really hungry either.
so i just ate a piece and then left.

a teacher touched my hand and then i was sad

lol, jesus.
today my teacher messed up my hair and called me smiley.
then he wrote smiley beside my name on the attendance 

[YPrrrr]

lol, jesus.
today my teacher messed up my hair and called me smiley.
then he wrote smiley beside my name on the attendance 

Were you high lacey