Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

The one about my dad is serious

hard to imagine what that is like

[Boyager]

that neupane guy has to be some nepali who's being paid to advertise on random forums

[Boyager]

i have sexual fantasies about every girl but my girlfriend, and i occasionally think of them when im having sex with her to get myself off. it's become increasingly hard to orgasm without doing that too.



...well, except when we do it near a mirror and i can watch myself

[Boyager]

does anyone else find it hilarious that when sam was defending lady gaga after jmv said she sucked she linked to telephone's music video in her post of retarded pictures and videos as if a 10 minute video of product placement was somehow artistic?

[Daddy]

does anyone else find it hilarious that when sam was defending lady gaga after jmv said she sucked she linked to telephone's music video in her post of retarded pictures and videos as if a 10 minute video of product placement was somehow artistic?

Oh I definitely noticed that. I found it funny when she got pissed at me for calling her a tool (because reading is hard and tool of UMG's marketing is the same as a tool, though I guess she may by that too if she can't read. ) and then linked to a prime example of what I was talking about.

it was like a michael bay film except with no explosions and more product placements

[Boyager]

I think we should just drop it

[Boyager]

I sucked a cop's dick to get out of a speeding ticket.

[Boyager]

I sucked a cop's dick to get out of a speeding ticket.

i would not be surprised

[Boyager]

i would not be surprised

neither would i

[Boyager]

my penis would be surprised 

[Boyager]

mine would too. if i only had one. 

[Boyager]

Thaddeus is an amazing name.  One Boyager must name their offspring this.

[Boyager]

I'd need proof of it being in the garbage, or I will do something. 

[Daddy]

I'd need proof of it being in the garbage, or I will do something. 

Honestly, shut up.

[Boyager]

so, i just realized today that i wasted money on trojan magnums. they're too tight for me. :'(