Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

is it really small?

no it's just a little below average but i watch a lot of porn so i feel incredibly small

[Boyager]

So I'm learning why internet relationships are a bad idea and i didnt even try to get into one

fuck me

[Boyager]

I had a zit or something on my thigh from a hair and I touched it and it exploded blood all over the place.

So I'm learning why internet relationships are a bad idea and i didnt even try to get into one

fuck me

what happened

[Boyager]

so i was looking through the medicine cabinet for some pills cause i have a cold and instead i came upon contraceptives

but now im all bothered because the only sexually active people in my house are apparently my parents. but my mom hates my dad. but she's kind of his wife so...

yeah now i don't know what to do. i'm used to having to stand up for my mother cause my dad's a dick and now i'm powerless and i don't know what's going on and whether i should be concerned and

goddamnit

[Boyager]

So I'm learning why internet relationships are a bad idea and i didnt even try to get into one

fuck me

They are, unless you fully trust the other person involved and believe who they are/have proof of it and speak to them a lot... and by that I mean like every day.

[Boyager]

so i was looking through the medicine cabinet for some pills cause i have a cold and instead i came upon contraceptives

but now im all bothered because the only sexually active people in my house are apparently my parents. but my mom hates my dad. but she's kind of his wife so...

yeah now i don't know what to do. i'm used to having to stand up for my mother cause my dad's a dick and now i'm powerless and i don't know what's going on and whether i should be concerned and

goddamnit

tell him he's a dick. see what happens.

THOUGH IF YOU WANNA FEEL TOTALLY AWKWARD GO SPEAK TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES, I'M SURE THEY'LL ENJOY THE CONVERSATION AND TOTALLY NOT FEEL AWKWARD TALKING TO THEIR KID ABOUT IT..

...yeah unless you've got balls of steel... I can't see you doing this.

[Boyager]

They are, unless you fully trust the other person involved and believe who they are/have proof of it and speak to them a lot... and by that I mean like every day.

Oh I've got all that, it's just the distance that kills

[Boyager]

Oh I've got all that, it's just the distance that kills

I'm trying to suss out who you are with the way you're typing... Not... working...

And the distance kills more than anything if you spend long periods of time together then go back to waiting forever. Shit sucks. The time away from each other after being together for a long period of time can actually kill the relationship.

[Boyager]

it can certainly be done, though, if you're persistent enough and you're really sure about this person being worth all of it

[Boyager]

I'm trying to suss out who you are with the way you're typing... Not... working...

And the distance kills more than anything if you spend long periods of time together then go back to waiting forever. Shit sucks. The time away from each other after being together for a long period of time can actually kill the relationship.

Im changing my style so you cant tell cjlubdoods;

Id love to visit her but it would be temporary and then more waiting. We sort of agreed it would be best to see other people in closer proximity but it would still be sad for the one who didnt meet someone

[Boyager]

Im changing my style so you cant tell cjlubdoods;

Id love to visit her but it would be temporary and then more waiting. We sort of agreed it would be best to see other people in closer proximity but it would still be sad for the one who didnt meet someone

I think you should IM me  cjlubdoods;

I don't need no freaking posting styles to tell who is who. 

[Boyager]

I'm trying to suss out who you are with the way you're typing... Not... working...

And the distance kills more than anything if you spend long periods of time together then go back to waiting forever. Shit sucks. The time away from each other after being together for a long period of time can actually kill the relationship.

not many people I know use the word suss. 

[Boyager]

Im changing my style so you cant tell cjlubdoods;

Id love to visit her but it would be temporary and then more waiting. We sort of agreed it would be best to see other people in closer proximity but it would still be sad for the one who didnt meet someone

DESPITE POSTING STYLES I CAN TELL WHO YOU ARE 

[Boyager]

I think you should IM me  cjlubdoods;

I don't need no freaking posting styles to tell who is who. 

WELL SHIT MAN,  I'M SORRY YOU'RE MORE AWARE OF WHAT EVERYONE DOES THAN WHAT I AM.  cjlubdoods;

[Boyager]

not many people I know use the word suss. 

I BET IT'S A FUCKING FOREIGNER