Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

I am not actually a woman.

but you were once

[Boyager]

but you were once

I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THESE ACCUSATIONS

[Boyager]

Each time my eyes land on Title's AIM screen name, I read it as 'GayTay727'.

[Boyager]

I think I'm falling in love with my best friend. Oh god.

[Boyager]

I think I'm falling in love with my best friend. Oh god.

Yeah, that's awkward, I know. 

[Boyager]

hey boyah

im gonna write a book

[Boyager]

I have an urge to eat, even though I'm not hungry.  HELP.

[Boyager]

a friend and i argued over who could rock thyme's cock better

[Boyager]

not that there's much to be rocked

[Boyager]

not that there's much to be rocked

don't be jealous
i'll check you out later

[Thyme]

don't be jealous
i'll check you out later

Of course you will. That was me.

[Boyager]

so i made myself a veggie sammich, and i took it into my room because my grandma was coming to eat dinner and since she doesn't really speak english it would be awkward eating with her.

in my room i realized that i was missing something, and i was like "oh i could use a cheese slice". so im like "nah i'll just get it next time" but then out of the corner of my mind I hear/think "NO GET IT NOW. WHY WAIT?" and then i'm like "FUCK YEAH I DONT HAVE TO WAIT. SEIZE THE DAY SEIZE THE DAY". so i march off into the kitchen all proud of myself and i see my grandma is about to sit down and im like oh she isn't down yet i'll just quickly go in and out of the fridge and everything will be fine. right when im about to pass behind her she lets out this massively loud fart and just sort of stands there as i dig into the fridge. in my mind the entire time im torn between "SEIZE THE DAY" and "omg did she just fart???!?!?!?" and i just sort of try to leave fast but then i can't find the cheese. so im like "fuck fuck fuck" and i eventually find it after a painstaking 10 seconds. right when i find it i start smelling the gas and i whizzed right out of there and yeah.

that's my story, and my confession. i shouldn't have gone for the cheese. may this be a lesson for all.

[Boyager]

did you enjoy the cheese?

[Boyager]

it's alright, but i have mayo in the sandwich as well so it's a little too creamy. not bad though.

[Boyager]

nice story Travis