Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

I didn't mean that I wanna have sex with young girls. But I mean come on, after 18 years with no one, do you think the rest of my life will have an success? Not really

[Boyager]

I feel unimportant to you

[Boyager]

It crushes me to see young couples holding hands and being happy together. I'm slowly creeping up on 18 and have missed my chance 

[Boyager]

Well, I fucked it up somehow, didn't I?
At least tell me, god dammit.

[Boyager]

Not like they blossom into something worthwhile.

Except, you know, the ones that do blossom into something worthwhile, even if they don't last forever.

[Boyager]

Except, you know, the ones that do blossom into something worthwhile, even if they don't last forever.

The ones that blossom blossom with the ones they're with.

[Boyager]

Hello, God are you out there?   

[Boyager]

Hello, God are you out there?   

No, but it's okay. The natural development of nature and space is still beautiful. 

[Boyager]

Isn't it great when things are beautiful?     

[Boyager]

Isn't it great when things are beautiful?     

Like her. 

[Boyager]

Like her. 

Like him   

[Boyager]

Isn't it great when things are beautiful?     

no

[Boyager]

First I'm gonna find you.
Then I'm gonna get you.
THEN IM GONNA EAT YOU

[Boyager]

First I'm gonna find you.
Then I'm gonna get you.
THEN IM GONNA EAT YOU

Good luck. *click*

[Boyager]

no

Everybody's beautiful in their own way.