Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

At all.

[Boyager]

I wish Trevor Bear ate me out. >:-(

[Boyager]

I';m sorry JMV. I'll stop making fun of you now. 

[Boyager]

i feel really stupid and retarded. 
i keep telling my friend i'm going to do something for him AND MY PARENTS KEEP RUINING IT.
im sorry, i know how you feel when people say they're going to do something for you and they don't, but trust me, this is one of my top priorities and i'm almost 100% sure we can do it next weekend. i promise it'll happen. 

[Thyme]

i feel really stupid and retarded. 
i keep telling my friend i'm going to do something for him AND MY PARENTS KEEP RUINING IT.
im sorry, i know how you feel when people say they're going to do something for you and they don't, but trust me, this is one of my top priorities and i'm almost 100% sure we can do it next weekend. i promise it'll happen. 

Sounds a bit like me.

[Boyager]

i feel really stupid and retarded. 
i keep telling my friend i'm going to do something for him AND MY PARENTS KEEP RUINING IT.
im sorry, i know how you feel when people say they're going to do something for you and they don't, but trust me, this is one of my top priorities and i'm almost 100% sure we can do it next weekend. i promise it'll happen. 

it's ok, i know you want to do it and you're not just saying it

[Boyager]

I'm not physically attracted.

You mean attracted or attractive.

[Boyager]

nobody hates the feeling of always being second-best more than i. no matter what i do, i can never fucking win and it's really starting to get to me; i can't think of god damn thing i'm the leader of or am the best at.

[Boyager]

nobody hates the feeling of always being second-best more than i. no matter what i do, i can never fucking win and it's really starting to get to me; i can't think of god damn thing i'm the leader of or am the best at.

you can be the best at being yourself

[Boyager]

you can be the best at being yourself

you are the best at giving gay advice

[Boyager]

Cunnilingus is fucking disgusting unless I get horny.

wtc;

[Boyager]

i don't know what that means

[Boyager]

Cunnilingus is fucking disgusting unless I get horny.

wtc;

does that mean you don't want me to do it

[Boyager]

Cunnilingus is fucking disgusting unless I get horny.

wtc;

Giving or receiving?

[Boyager]

Giving or receiving?

Uh, I'm pretty sure he's talking about giving